Dear Miami: you lost, you suck!

[PurpleStyle]

Don't you wish this man "took his talents to South Beach" instead of LeBron James? :lol Oh and your state is shaped like a flaccid penis. You should probably move to spare yourself further embarrassment.

 

[Natsuki23]

:lol holy jeez woman i love you

 

[PurpleStyle]

:lol holy jeez woman i love you

I love you too! <3

LeBron James should "take his talents" to Hollywood, because the only thing he's good at is pretending to get fouled.

 

[Spawn190]

Lebron "I celebrate too early" James. LOL

 

[Natsuki23]

he seemed to be doing that a lot this year.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

It's been a great NBA Finals, and the better TEAM won. Simple as that. It's great that Dirk and Jason and some of the other veterans on the Mavs will finally get their much-deserved rings.

 

[BigNorm]

Don't you wish this man "took his talents to South Beach" instead of LeBron James? :lol Oh and your state is shaped like a flaccid penis. You should probably move to spare yourself further embarrassment.

it's one thing to hate on Miami, which i don't care about, but another entireley to call the state i live in a flaccid penis. at very least we're America's handlebar.

 

[rivers121]

it's one thing to hate on Miami, which i don't care about, but another entireley to call the state i live in a flaccid penis. at very least we're America's handlebar.

Your state should be called America's Retirement Home...lol

 

[Mash]

it's one thing to hate on Miami, which i don't care about, but another entireley to call the state i live in a flaccid penis. at very least we're America's handlebar.

But... I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

I bet the ad execs are howling, though. While Dirk has sealed his name amongst the list of all-time greats, no one wants the Ghostface Killer on their box of Wheaties.

 

[PurpleStyle]

it's one thing to hate on Miami, which i don't care about, but another entireley to call the state i live in a flaccid penis. at very least we're America's handlebar.

All I have to say: look at the picture I'm posting. Which one looks more like reality!?

I bet the ad execs are howling, though. While Dirk has sealed his name amongst the list of all-time greats, no one wants the Ghostface Killer on their box of Wheaties.

I do! I'd pay extra for that box, and keep it forever.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

I do! I'd pay extra for that box, and keep it forever.

Wanna know a secret?





So would I

 

[Jawa]

LeBron came into my Gas station where I work today. He wanted change for a Dollar, and I gave him 75 Cents.
He said "What's the deal? I gave you a dollar. where's my other 25 cents?"

I said, "Sorry Leo, you're not getting that Fourth Quarter."

At this he spat, and left.

That, and welcome back Purple.

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

I was so happy to see the Mavs turn off the Heat. That was a great championship. LeBron is the great choke of the NBA. He is so overrated.

 

[BigNorm]

another reason i hate sports. people keep shitting on your state.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

another reason i hate sports. people keep shitting on your state.

Fellow Floridian, here: You gotta admit, it's hard to defend this dump at times. Still, I'll take it over most of Texas any day.

Long story short, James will probably get his ring(s) someday. Let's just hope that he shows half the grace and class that the Mavs did in their championship win.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Hey! The President mentioned J.J. Barea during his visit to Puerto Rico a couple of days ago!

 

[Nomming]

You are so damn brutal. And I love it. xD

 

[Jaynin]

I was so happy to see the Mavs turn off the Heat. That was a great championship. LeBron is the great choke of the NBA. He is so overrated.

I'd imagine there would be a lot less hate if he hadn't made such a huge damn deal about trying to stack a team with all the best players...

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

This has all got to feel so good for the Mavericks fans who've waited their whole 30+ year history for a championship.