Dear Myth

[myth77]

Hello

Instead of having a thread where people ask questions about me (there's not that much to tell ), I want to do something a little different. I have always loved Dear Abby newspaper columns, and I would like to do one here, but I want it to be more fun than the usual columns 😀. You guys can ask me for advice to your silliest, funniest, most imaginary, or actual problems, and I will do my best to offer some words of wisdom or ridiculousness

And if you've got your own advice to offer, jump in and give it 😀.

Also if you want to just say/post something goofy that's fine too .

(let's see how fast this thread tanks )

 

[Sweed]

(fun idea 😉 It has great potential of becoming hilarious, right now I want to ask a serious question though)

Dear Myth,
I have severe issues with writing a school paper, simply just because I'm so unmotivated. What should I do to motivate myself? xD

 

[myth77]

(fun idea 😉 It has great potential of becoming hilarious, right now I want to ask a serious question though)

Dear Myth,
I have severe issues with writing a school paper, simply just because I'm so unmotivated. What should I do to motivate myself? xD

Hi Sweed

Hmmm...that's a toughy. What's your topic? If you don't have much time before you have to write it, check out this site for examples of school papers on your subject: http://www.cheathouse.com/. You can see the first paragraphs of some essays for free (you'd have to pay to see the whole paper). It might at least get you started.

If you have more time, spend a day or two relaxing and clearing your mind (do somethings you want to do since you'll have to spend a lot of time doing something that's not as fun). Then start thinking about what you want the paper to accomplish, even if you don't know what to say. Do you want it to educate people, shock people, etc. If you don't want the paper to 'do' anything in particular, then find a part of the subject you like and research it to death 😀. Focusing on what is most interesting to you about the topic will give you the passion and motivation you need to get through writing this paper.

Again, I'm not a real expert or anything , but I hope something I said here sparks something.

If not you could just set a whole bunch of rodents free in the school, and contact the city health officials to shut the place down .

Thanks very much for being the first to ask me a question Sweed

 

[Carsomyr]

If not you could just set a whole bunch of rodents free in the school, and contact the city health officials to shut the place down .

I dunno, her school already seems to be accepting hamsters... ZING! Sweed will probaly kill me now, but know that I die happy!



*ahem*

Dear Myth,

My friend Adam is being harrassed by this guy named Burt Ward. I wish he would stop chasing us since we really need to focus on uncovering the truth about the evil Carlsberg Group. It is a matter of national security, so please tell me anything you think might help! 😱

 

[myth77]

*ahem*

Dear Myth,

My friend Adam is being harrassed by this guy named Burt Ward. I wish he would stop chasing us since we really need to focus on uncovering the truth about the evil Carlsberg Group. It is a matter of national security, so please tell me anything you think might help! 😱

Hello Carsomyr

First of all.... Now here's what I think you should do. You need to set him up on a 'dummy mission'. Find a good secluded place as your destination (preferably the woods or an abandoned warehouse). Figure out some way to let him know you and your friend Adam are going to be at this fake destination. Let him overhear you guys talking and getting ready to go there, and he will likely follow you to keep harassing Adam. Make sure you've scoped out exit points, hiding spots, etc, at your destination. Know your terrain. You will need to bring a third friend he doesn't see (hide your extra friend in the trunk ). Arm your third friend with a long-range taser gun (and please make sure he can get out of the trunk on his own). When you and Adam enter your destination that Burt has followed you to, have your friend ambush him and shoot him with the taser gun, tie his b*tch-a$$ up, and complete your mission.

If you're not trying to let the guy die while you finish your mission, leave him a bucket of water near his head or something so he can drink. If you don't care, then leave his a$$ there and go save the world .

If you don't want to go this route, then just either bribe him or beat him the hell up Bruce Lee-style...or some other action-hero-style

Thank you for writing me Carsomyr

 

[kered]

Sometimes during some rigorous and sweaty "monkey love" I get a cramp in my foot just when the orgasm begins. It really puts a damper on things. Am I doing something wrong?

 

[myth77]

Sometimes during some rigorous and sweaty "monkey love" I get a cramp in my foot just when the orgasm begins. It really puts a damper on things. Am I doing something wrong?

Ohmigod...'monkey love' . That does sound like quite the dilemma. I wouldn't say you're doing anything wrong. Let's see ...my advice is to switch positions when you feel the big moment is close at hand 😀. (I'm gonna try to get through this without blushing ) Put your lady on top, or maybe have your lady get on all fours at the edge of the bed so you can 'stand-and-deliver' (which will help the blood get back into your feet). Do it in a different room... have her get up the kitchen counter or table top so again, you get to stand up during the hot monkey lovin' , and keep the circulation in your feet. Now I'm no fancy sex doctor or nothin', but I hope maybe this advice will be somewhat helpful 😀

That was great! Thanks for writing me Kered

 

[Carsomyr]

Dear Myth,

Thank you so much for your input! We tried your plan, but unfortunately forgot to make sure our third man had enough air in the trunk. By the time Adam and I realized, our friend had already tragically passed away from asphyxiation. 🙁 Needless to say, we had to abort the whole thing and are still being chased by Mr Ward!

Do you know of a quick and cheap way to obtain a new third henchman, or alternatively, do you know how to locate MacGyver? He could probably come up with some clever contraption from the random objects we keep in our car.

Sincerely,
Cars

 

[myth77]

Dear Myth,

Thank you so much for your input! We tried your plan, but unfortunately forgot to make sure our third man had enough air in the trunk. By the time Adam and I realized, our friend had already tragically passed away from asphyxiation. 🙁 Needless to say, we had to abort the whole thing and are still being chased by Mr Ward!

Do you know of a quick and cheap way to obtain a new third henchman, or alternatively, do you know how to locate MacGyver? He could probably come up with some clever contraption from the random objects we keep in our car.

Sincerely,
Cars

Drats, I hate it when I forget to get leave enough air for the person in trunk too.

Anyway, you can reach MacGyver (aka Richard Dean Anderson) here:
[email protected] from this website: http://www.rdanderson.com/contact.htm (I'm sure he LOVES answering lots and lots of MacGyver questions )

I'm not sure where to find regular old henchmen though. Check your local phonebook for a henchman store. Perhaps post an ad on Craigslist.

Thanks Carsomyr 😀!

 

[Angel77]

LOVE the thread idea Myth!

Dear Myth,

Sometimes whenever I'm having an orgasm, I fear that it looks like I'm doing number two or that I'm in extreme pain. Is there a way for me to get over this fear?

Thank you,

Angel aka The "Other 77"



P.S. - This one hopes you'll forgive her stupid crazy self as she's had a few glasses of wine.

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Awesome thread idea!!

Dear Myth,

I'm having trouble dealing with the fact that there are people in this world that want to take down and destroy my beloved Skittles. Why is this? How can one group of M&M lovers have so much hatred for such a tiny, shiny, colorful, joy filled little candy treat?

Do you have any advice for the bag of Skittles I am currently consoling? They've been weeping for the past 45mins. I'm thinking of eating them so they feel wanted, but I really need the input of an expert to make the right decison....

Signed,

Anonymous


LMAO

 

[myth77]

LOVE the thread idea Myth!

Dear Myth,

Sometimes whenever I'm having an orgasm, I fear that it looks like I'm doing number two or that I'm in extreme pain. Is there a way for me to get over this fear?

Thank you,

Angel aka The "Other 77"



P.S. - This one hopes you'll forgive her stupid crazy self as she's had a few glasses of wine.

Hiya Angel ,

Girl, no forgiveness needed, I hope the wine was delicious 😀. Anyhoo, about your question. I feel your pain. I have often felt self-conscious about the faces I think I must be making when in the throes of passion.

Whatever advice I'm about to give you, I have taken/will have to take myself. First off, if things are really feeling good, there's very little you can do to control your reactions...so don't worry about it. Second, when you have your 'alone' time , keep a mirror handy so you can actually see the kinds of faces you make. They may not be as weird as you think, they just feel weird.

Take a look at this article on Betty Confidential: http://www.bettyconfidential.com/ar/ld/a/Do-You-Have-a-Sexy-O-Face.html
You may have seen or read about this artist's exhibit on the "O-Face". Everybody's face contorts in a funny way when they're having an orgasm. If your face is fine...you're not having a good time . Only pornstars have some magical face on, and why is that? Because the women are not having an orgasm. They're acting.

And furthermore hon, I've seen your pictures. I don't think you could make an ugly face if you tried 🙂

You could always ask to be blindfolded during your next love session. You get to partially hide your face, and...well it's a blindfold...that makes everything more fun (... except driving 🙁 )

Yay!!! Thank you for writing me Angel 😀

 

[myth77]

Awesome thread idea!!

Dear Myth,

I'm having trouble dealing with the fact that there are people in this world that want to take down and destroy my beloved Skittles. Why is this? How can one group of M&M lovers have so much hatred for such a tiny, shiny, colorful, joy filled little candy treat?

Do you have any advice for the bag of Skittles I am currently consoling? They've been weeping for the past 45mins. I'm thinking of eating them so they feel wanted, but I really need the input of an expert to make the right decison....

Signed,

Anonymous


LMAO

Hello Miss Deadly

uh-oh...Skittle nausea coming on (I'm messing with ya...).

As much as this is going to make me sick to my stomach to think about , you should eat those Skittles. They need you. They were spawned...I mean made to be eaten and enjoyed 🙂xlime🙂. Take your time with them too. Suck all the delicious flavor off of them before you chew them up. Let each and every one of those Skittles know how much you cherish their existence. This is a win-win situation. You get to eat the Skittles, the Skittles get to feel wanted, and I get to know they've been destroyed in your stomach acids (Long live M&M's!!! )

Thank you so much for writing me Deadly

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Hello Miss Deadly

uh-oh...Skittle nausea coming on (I'm messing with ya...).

As much as this is going to make me sick to my stomach to think about , you should eat those Skittles. They need you. They were spawned...I mean made to be eaten and enjoyed 🙂xlime🙂. Take your time with them too. Suck all the delicious flavor off of them before you chew them up. Let each and every one of those Skittles know how much you cherish their existence. This is a win-win situation. You get to eat the Skittles, the Skittles get to feel wanted, and I get to know they've been destroyed in your stomach acids (Long live M&M's!!! )

Thank you so much for writing me Deadly

LOL

No, no Myth...thank-you. That was an extremley helpful response, those skittles have been tended to and the remaining ones are now glowing with fruity glee 😀.

From the way you described eating a skittle, are you sure you really hate them as much as you claim? I sense a lot of passion behind that statement, passion only a true skittle lover could display! Jkz, jkz.

I may be back to write you again sometime soon. In the mean time, good luck with everything inbetween!

 

[Carsomyr]

Dear Myth,

In about 2 weeks, Sweed here from the forum will be coming over and stay at my place for a couple of days... She is very sure of herself, and honestly, if I fail to break her when I've got DAYS to do so that's pretty embarrassing! 😱 I already know from before that she can take hours of abuse, so what are some REALLY nasty spots/techniques/methods/tools I could use that all 'lees fear and simply can't stand? Any input at all is appreciated!

 

[myth77]

Dear Myth,

In about 2 weeks, Sweed here from the forum will be coming over and stay at my place for a couple of days... She is very sure of herself, and honestly, if I fail to break her when I've got DAYS to do so that's pretty embarrassing! 😱 I already know from before that she can take hours of abuse, so what are some REALLY nasty spots/techniques/methods/tools I could use that all 'lees fear and simply can't stand? Any input at all is appreciated!

I may need a little help on this one, so if any other members have some advice, please jump in. I'm going to tell you what I told you with your other problem...know your terrain . Use whatever you've learned about Sweed's weaknesses. What spots affected her the worst the last time you were together, is she affected by verbal teasing, is it worse for her to wear a blindfold, etc. Since each Lee is different, I don't think I can give you universal advice on worst spots or techniques. But since you've got a couple of days with her, just have fun taking your time to slowly destroy her . Your best way to break her is to really learn her...take your time and be thorough.

Best wishes to you both, have a wonderful time 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

I may need a little help on this one, so if any other members have some advice, please jump in. I'm going to tell you what I told you with your other problem...know your terrain . Use whatever you've learned about Sweed's weaknesses. What spots affected her the worst the last time you were together, is she affected by verbal teasing, is it worse for her to wear a blindfold, etc. Since each Lee is different, I don't think I can give you universal advice on worst spots or techniques. But since you've got a couple of days with her, just have fun taking your time to slowly destroy her . Your best way to break her is to really learn her...take your time and be thorough.

Best wishes to you both, have a wonderful time 😀

See that's the problem, I DO "know my terrain" She just loves getting tickled too goddamn much! 🙁 XD

I guess I might still learn some new things though, so I'll just keep "exploring", and like you say, take my time... 😈

Thanks for your input, Myth!

 

[myth77]

See that's the problem, I DO "know my terrain" She just loves getting tickled too goddamn much! 🙁 XD

I guess I might still learn some new things though, so I'll just keep "exploring", and like you say, take my time... 😈

Thanks for your input, Myth!

You can do it Cars, you can BREAK her!!! You have the power!! 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

^Indeed! It is not a matter of if, but when. 😈


Dear Myth, I seem to recall that you are an anime fan! Well, I need a new anime to watch, so do you have any suggestions? 😛

 

[myth77]

^Indeed! It is not a matter of if, but when. 😈


Dear Myth, I seem to recall that you are an anime fan! Well, I need a new anime to watch, so do you have any suggestions? 😛

Yes I am , it's cool you remembered. What kind of anime do you prefer? I apologize in advance for this long list of favorites I'm about to post (some of these you might have seen already as well), but I highly suggest them, especially the first 5 or 10:

-Bleach
-Eureka
-Speed Grapher
-Ghost Hound
-Air Master
-Soul Eater
-Get Backers
-School Days (was crazy at the end )
-Baccano (sp)
-Juushin Enbu-Hero Tales
-Death Note (which I think you've seen, correct?)
-One Piece
-Hitman Reborn
-Shangri La
-Toaru Majutsu no Index
-the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
-Regios
-Tales of the Abyss
-Zero no Tsukaima
-Black Cat
-They Are My Noble Masters
-Seirei no Morbito
-Dennou Coil
-Azumanga Daioh
-Bamboo Blade
-Grappler Baki
-Ergo Proxy

Anime! 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

Yes I am , it's cool you remembered. What kind of anime do you prefer? I apologize in advance for this long list of favorites I'm about to post (some of these you might have seen already as well), but I highly suggest them, especially the first 5 or 10:

-Bleach
-Eureka
-Speed Grapher
-Ghost Hound
-Air Master
-Soul Eater
-Get Backers
-School Days (was crazy at the end )
-Baccano (sp)
-Juushin Enbu-Hero Tales
-Death Note (which I think you've seen, correct?)
-One Piece
-Hitman Reborn
-Shangri La
-Toaru Majutsu no Index
-the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
-Regios
-Tales of the Abyss
-Zero no Tsukaima
-Black Cat
-They Are My Noble Masters
-Seirei no Morbito
-Dennou Coil
-Azumanga Daioh
-Bamboo Blade
-Grappler Baki
-Ergo Proxy

Anime! 😀

Sweet! Thanks a lot! 😀 The parenthesis next to School Days kinda makes me want to check that out first. XD

Yeah I already saw Death Note, 'twas grand! Also tried to get into Bleach, but that didn't go to well for some reason. :S The others are new to me. ^^

As for what kind of animes I like, I prefer the ones with fairly heavy plots. Some unique and lovable characters always help too (like L 😉), but I just don't want the show too oversimplistic or action-focused. 😛 Death note is a good example, but so is my favorite anime - Code Geass. I love it for the originality of the story, and because you get so drawn in with the characters. I hate it when things get stereotypical, and I can't stand filler episodes. The plot should be constantly advanced! 😀

Code Geass might have some mecha elements, but usually I'm not too high on that. I've kinda just made an exception this once because it fits the whole "futuristic knight" theme in the show. 🙂 (If you haven't watched Code Geass by the way, you totally should! 😀)

 

[myth77]

Sweet! Thanks a lot! 😀 The parenthesis next to School Days kinda makes me want to check that out first. XD

Yeah I already saw Death Note, 'twas grand! Also tried to get into Bleach, but that didn't go to well for some reason. :S The others are new to me. ^^

As for what kind of animes I like, I prefer the ones with fairly heavy plots. Some unique and lovable characters always help too (like L 😉), but I just don't want the show too oversimplistic or action-focused. 😛 Death note is a good example, but so is my favorite anime - Code Geass. I love it for the originality of the story, and because you get so drawn in with the characters. I hate it when things get stereotypical, and I can't stand filler episodes. The plot should be constantly advanced! 😀

Code Geass might have some mecha elements, but usually I'm not too high on that. I've kinda just made an exception this once because it fits the whole "futuristic knight" theme in the show. 🙂 (If you haven't watched Code Geass by the way, you totally should! 😀)

I definitely wanna see that Code Geass now. I'm not a big mecha fan, but if the writing is good, I'll watch it.

I can tell you why Bleach didn't go well...sometimes they will stop in the middle of a huge story line and do filler for months🙁.

School Days starts out tame (it's in the slice-of-life category). It really fools you because it stays kind of low key for most of the episodes. You aren't gonna believe how it ends

My highest recommendations are for Speed Grapher & Ghost Hound (both mysteries), and Eureka 7 (gundam-themed, but really fascinating storyline, and the characters were very interesting). But I'm definitely gonna check out Code. Thanks for the recommendation, let me know if you have more. 🙂

 

[Carsomyr]

I definitely wanna see that Code Geass now. I'm not a big mecha fan, but if the writing is good, I'll watch it.

I can tell you why Bleach didn't go well...sometimes they will stop in the middle of a huge story line and do filler for months🙁.

School Days starts out tame (it's in the slice-of-life category). It really fools you because it stays kind of low key for most of the episodes. You aren't gonna believe how it ends

My highest recommendations are for Speed Grapher & Ghost Hound (both mysteries), and Eureka 7 (gundam-themed, but really fascinating storyline, and the characters were very interesting). But I'm definitely gonna check out Code. Thanks for the recommendation, let me know if you have more. 🙂

Trust me... the writing in Code Geass is VERY good! 😀 Very few stereotypical characters, if any at all, and the coolest theme for a show EVER! 😀 Basically it's based on alternative history; the American revolution never happened, so "The Britannian Empire" is one of the three world superpowers along with the EU+Russia and the "Asian Federation". The Britannian empire is pretty feudalistic and based on social darwinism, and... well the rest is kinda explained in the introduction. >:3 The protagonist is technically a terrorist, so that's a bit "special" too. 😛
One important thing though! The show is kinda the opposite of Death Note, which started out GREAT and got duller by the episode. Code Geass is the other way around; it is "meh" for the first two or three episodes, but just use them to get involved with the story and learn to recognize the characters. 🙂 Then it just gets better, and better, and... For "R2" (season 2), I mean bloody hell... and the last episode... best. ending. ever.
The show is GREAT if you're a thinker, with a lot of hidden messages and symbolism. And there are NO FILLERS! They advance the plot in EVERY episode!

*ahem*

Sorry about that. 😀

Yeah ok, I don't think I got to the fillers in Bleach, I kinda just watched like 4 episodes. Just felt the theme was so similar to Tokko/Blood+/any other anime where the protagonist runs around wit ha sword. 😛 If you think I should give it a new shot though, I just might. 🙂

School Days sounds even more epic now! XD I'll check those other ones out too though! 😀

For easy access to Code Geass, and so you don't end up mixing up the titles of the first and second season like I did 🙂p), you can find the whole series here: http://www.justdubs.net/
But if you rather watch subbed anime, then the Japanese voice acting is GREAT in this show! 😀 I ended up watching season 1 dubbed, and season 2 subbed (the dubs weren't out yet). Both were great. ^^

 

[Marquis De Sade]

FUUUUUUULL MEEEEEEETAL AAAAAAAAALCHEMIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rawr.

 

[Angel77]

Dear Myth,

I will be attending my cousin's wedding this evening and I'm wondering if I should wear my hair up or down? My dress is black, spaghetti straps and mid calf length as that is a bit more formal and appropriate for an evening wedding over a knee length or cocktail length (just a mini description to help you out). Opinion on hair please? 😀 😛

Thanks in advance for your help,

Angel77