Dear Myth

[myth77]

Hello Myth and Nemesis,

I have read your letters, and I must inform the two of you, that I do indeed have notebooks of your transgressions, and Nemesis' is so huge in number, I have to go get another notebook....and I might add that yours Myth, is adding up as well


Let me further add that my memory is razor sharp, will not forget a thing, so that is double trouble, and I am in prime physical condition enough, to give you BOTH a tickling of a lifetime...and since you both are gluttons for punishment, this is not surprising the amount of smack you are talking...so, please stop writing checks your asses cannot cash

In conclusion, if the two of you care about your health and well being, it will be imperative that you two start being on your best behavior...if not, the punishment will be extreme, and LONG...

that is all

Sincerely,
Natural

Dear Natural,



I want to suggest to you that you very quickly obtain one of these :

I believe it has 400 pages. That should be able to hold 1/4 of the transgressions I shall boldly, and most enthusiastically commit between now and MTP. My strategy differs from Nemesis...I hope you keep track of each and every transgression. Your threats of punishment are music to my ears (and you know how much I love music )

And may I also suggest this to help your 'razor-sharp' memory:

You should play this game as much as possible before the gathering . I wouldn't want you to forget anything or over-estimate your memory powers .

Don't worry your pretty little head about my 'check-cashing' abilities . You just worry about my transgressions, eating your Wheaties and making sure you take it easy on your hands 'tween now and the gathering'...it'd be most tragic if you were unable to deliver on your threats .

Warmest Regards,

Myth

 

[myth77]

Can we team up on Angel again some day soon?

You know it!!!

Good morning Myth, Do you know that it won't be long until I get my hug?

See you soon . Can't wait to meet you Pokey 😀.

 

[natural tickler]

Dear Natural,



I want to suggest to you that you very quickly obtain one of these :

I believe it has 400 pages. That should be able to hold 1/4 of the transgressions I shall boldly, and most enthusiastically commit between now and MTP. My strategy differs from Nemesis...I hope you keep track of each and every transgression. Your threats of punishment are music to my ears (and you know how much I love music )

And may I also suggest this to help your 'razor-sharp' memory:

You should play this game as much as possible before the gathering . I wouldn't want you to forget anything or over-estimate your memory powers .

Don't worry your pretty little head about my 'check-cashing' abilities . You just worry about my transgressions, eating your Wheaties and making sure you take it easy on your hands 'tween now and the gathering'...it'd be most tragic if you were unable to deliver on your threats .

Warmest Regards,

Myth

Dearest Myth,

consider it done...you are DOOMED

you should be aware now that you are on the TOP of the hit list....

I am gonna tickle you like never before

I always deliver on my guarantees

and lastly, be careful what you wish for missy....you WILL get it

Best Regards,
Natural

 

[myth77]

Dearest Myth,

consider it done...you are DOOMED

you should be aware now that you are on the TOP of the hit list....

I am gonna tickle you like never before

I always deliver on my guarantees

and lastly, be careful what you wish for missy....you WILL get it

Best Regards,
Natural

Dearest Natural,



My, my. You simply must stop saying such sweet things . I am HONORED that I have made it to the top of your list. I hope your memory is as sharp as you say ... or else make sure you bring that list. I'd positively hate for you to forget that you wrote my name down on it.

and lastly, be careful what you wish for missy....you WILL get it

I'm. Waiting. 😛 .

And I had no idea you were a genie...I can't wait to get my wish .

Most Sincerely,

Myth 😀

 

[natural tickler]

Dearest Myth,


I am indeed amused by your bravado, which is only being seen now behind a computer screen....let us see if you are this brave come Sept 24th....


if you need to, go see the Wizard to give you some courage...you will need plenty


Sincerely

Nature Boy

 

[myth77]

Dearest Myth,


I am indeed amused by your bravado, which is only being seen now behind a computer screen....let us see if you are this brave come Sept 24th....


if you need to, go see the Wizard to give you some courage...you will need plenty


Sincerely

Nature Boy

Dear Sweet Nature Boy ,

My bravery knows no bounds 😀. I will also ask the Wizard to give you some endurance. YOU will need it .

Sincerely,

Myth

 

[natural tickler]

Dear Sweet Nature Boy ,

My bravery knows no bounds 😀. I will also ask the Wizard to give you some endurance. YOU will need it .

Sincerely,

Myth

Dear Lovely Myth,

do you how many women have made that claim that I need energy, only to find themselves needing the Wheaties?? you talk a great game, let's see if you can play it

Sincerely
Natural

the Cerebral Assassin

 

[myth77]

Dear Lovely Myth,

do you how many women have made that claim that I need energy, only to find themselves needing the Wheaties?? you talk a great game, let's see if you can play it

Sincerely
Natural

the Cerebral Assassin

Dear Cerebral Assassin (love that name ),

Need I remind you that my first session went over 4 hours 😀. My endurance is not in question. I don't 'talk' game unless I'm prepared to go down to back it up. I eat Wheaties and Lers named Natural for breakfast .

I can most definitely play the game, can you? 😀

Warm Regards,

Myth

 

[natural tickler]

Dear Cerebral Assassin (love that name ),

Need I remind you that my first session went over 4 hours 😀. My endurance is not in question. I don't 'talk' game unless I'm prepared to go down to back it up. I eat Wheaties and Lers named Natural for breakfast .

I can most definitely play the game, can you? 😀

Warm Regards,

Myth

Dear Myth

4 hours?? is that it??? I just got warmed up... I am prepared to send you to tickle hell and back, to levels you have never been, and a style you've never dealt with....

it time to play the "Game", and that is me, the Cerebral Assassin... let the mind games begin

With Sincerity,
Natural

aka the "King of Kings"

there is only one

 

[myth77]

Dear Myth

4 hours?? is that it??? I just got warmed up... I am prepared to send you to tickle hell and back, to levels you have never been, and a style you've never dealt with....

it time to play the "Game", and that is me, the Cerebral Assassin... let the mind games begin

With Sincerity,
Natural

aka the "King of Kings"

there is only one

Dear Natural Cerebral Assassin,

Marvelous !! Why I've already got my bags packed for tickle hell . I've always wanted to go, so nice that you're offering to send me 😀. I trust you don't need to ask for directions to get there , right?

Indeed...let the games begin my friend. My 'game' face is securely ON. Hope yours is too 😀.

Best Wishes,

Myth

Uh-oh ...I think I hear the sound of my impending doom .

Hooray!!

 

[natural tickler]

Dear Myth,



you are indeed brave, and it has amused me greatly...just remember, over a month to go...and the hole you're digging for yourself, will only get deeper, and deeper, and deeper


All the Best,
Natural

 

[myth77]

Dear Myth,



you are indeed brave, and it has amused me greatly...just remember, over a month to go...and the hole you're digging for yourself, will only get deeper, and deeper, and deeper


All the Best,
Natural

Dear Natural,

So glad I amuse you . I love the hole I'm digging, it's so nice in here . Can you get me a new shovel though, this one's wearing out and I need to keep digging

Regards,

Myth

 

[Smuggy Bear]

Deeeeear Myth,

How are you on this lovely morning?

~ Smug

 

[myth77]

Deeeeear Myth,

How are you on this lovely morning?

~ Smug

Dear Smuggies ,

I'm great . How are you doing? 😀

Sincerely,

Myth

 

[Smuggy Bear]

Dear Myth,

I am good, but I am IMMENSELY hungover In your infinite wisdom, do you have any miracle remedies that you wish to share with your friend Smuggy Bear at this time?

~ Smuuuug

 

[myth77]

Dear Myth,

I am good, but I am IMMENSELY hungover In your infinite wisdom, do you have any miracle remedies that you wish to share with your friend Smuggy Bear at this time?

~ Smuuuug

Dear Smuuuug,

I suggest a couple of Tylenol and a nice light lunch. Then a nap 😀. I've not had a hangover in years...my drinking skillz iz superb. (mostly 'cause I just stick to beer or wine and not shotz...that shi*t will get me every time )

Feel better soon.

Best Wishes,

Myth

 

[Smuggy Bear]

Dear Myth,

All of that sounds lovely, especially the lunch . My drinking skillz is also superb, but things MAY have gotten a little out of hand last night That is not fair, you can't claim your drinking skillz is "superb" when you stick to cheater drinks like beer & wine. If you ever land your monopoly piece on or near my boardwalk, I am MAKING you take shots with me 😀 What do you like?

P.S. - I'm starting to feel better already 🙂

~ El Guapo

 

[Jason Reborn]

Dear Myth,

Hello. I don't believe we've officially met. My name is Sketch and I am a wolf furry in fantasy, human in real life. Have you ever met a furry before me? If so, did you get along with him or her? I would really like to know your thoughts and feelings about the furry world and if you'd be interested in becoming a furry yourself.

Sincerely,

Sketch the Wolf

 

[myth77]

Dear Myth,

All of that sounds lovely, especially the lunch . My drinking skillz is also superb, but things MAY have gotten a little out of hand last night That is not fair, you can't claim your drinking skillz is "superb" when you stick to cheater drinks like beer & wine. If you ever land your monopoly piece on or near my boardwalk, I am MAKING you take shots with me 😀 What do you like?

P.S. - I'm starting to feel better already 🙂

~ El Guapo

Dear El Guapo 😀,

We're ON for shotz then 😀. Cuervo gets me a little too wild (unless that's what I'm trying to go for 😉), so I usually have White Russians, Amaretto sours, or Rum & Coke. However I'm down to try your suggestions. I can handle my shots, but I have to take tylenol before I go to bed and eat something small. I wake up great, but I try not to do that too often. 🙂 What's your favorite shot?

Warm Regards,

Myth

 

[myth77]

Dear Myth,

Hello. I don't believe we've officially met. My name is Sketch and I am a wolf furry in fantasy, human in real life. Have you ever met a furry before me? If so, did you get along with him or her? I would really like to know your thoughts and feelings about the furry world and if you'd be interested in becoming a furry yourself.

Sincerely,

Sketch the Wolf

Hi Sketch ,

Nice to meet you. I've never met a furry before 😀. I don't know much about the furry world, why don't you tell me a little about it 😀.

Sincerely,

Myth

 

[Smuggy Bear]

Dear El Guapo 😀,

We're ON for shotz then 😀. Cuervo gets me a little too wild (unless that's what I'm trying to go for 😉), so I usually have White Russians, Amaretto sours, or Rum & Coke. However I'm down to try your suggestions. I can handle my shots, but I have to take tylenol before I go to bed and eat something small. I wake up great, but I try not to do that too often. 🙂 What's your favorite shot?

Warm Regards,

Myth

Dear Myth,

It's a DEAL 😀 And I'ma hold you to that, so don't you try to back out on me once I lay down a line of shotz 😀 And one of them WILL be Cuervo... or Petron I do LOVE a good white russian, and I'm also down with a mudslide. Never had an amaretto sour, and rum and coke is a classic, but when I take shots I do have a few favorites and they are as follows :

*ahem*

- Irish Car Bombs
- Jager Bombs, Jager Bombs, Jager Bombs
- Straight up Jack... I'm a sick man, sometimes
- Thin Mints (had this the other night... tastes like a fucking girl scout cookie... no foolin)
- Chocolate Cake shot

Do you think your liver can handle all of these shots in one sitting?

~ Smuggy

 

[myth77]

Dear Myth,

It's a DEAL! And I'ma hold you to that, so don't you try to back out on me once I lay down a line of shotz 😀 And one of them WILL be Cuervo... or Petron I do LOVE a good white russian, and I'm also down with a mudslide. Never had an amaretto sour, and rum and coke is a classic, but when I take shots I do have a few favorites and they are as follows :

*ahem*

- Irish Car Bombs
- Jager Bombs, Jager Bombs, Jager Bombs
- Straight up Jack... I'm a sick man, sometimes
- Thin Mints (had this the other night... tastes like a fucking girl scout cookie... no foolin)
- Chocolate Cake shot

Do you think your liver can handle all of these shots in one sitting?

~ Smuggy

Dear Smuggy,

I wouldn't dream of backing out . My liver's a pro . Those sound good. I've had a Car Bomb and a Jager bomb back to back, and I could still see straight, so it's ON then 😀. I would LOVE to try that Thin Mints drink, and definitely the Chocolate Cake.

Hooray Shotz with the Awesome Smugsters

Sincerely,

Myth

 

[Jason Reborn]

Dear Myth,

Furries are people who appreciate the majesty and beauty of our furry friends, the animals by dressing up as their favorite animal in what is called a "fursuit". A fursuit is a suit not exactly made of fur, but synthetic matterial that mirrors how a specific animal would look like if he or she had human characteristics such as being able to stand up on two feet, walk, and engage in conversation. It gets even more complicated with the creation of fursonas (animal/human persona), it's motives, and whatever roleplays he or she may include themselves in. I hope this was helpful for you to understand the furries and their places in the world...or fantasies, rather.

Sincerely, your 1st furry interaction 😀,

Sketch the Wolf

 

[Smuggy Bear]

Dear Smuggy,

I wouldn't dream of backing out . My liver's a pro . Those sound good. I've had a Car Bomb and a Jager bomb back to back, and I could still see straight, so it's ON then 😀. I would LOVE to try that Thin Mints drink, and definitely the Chocolate Cake.

Hooray Shotz with the Awesome Smugsters

Sincerely,

Myth

Dear Myth,

Hahaha Good! You gotta be a pro if you wanna hang out with a CHAMPION But if you can easily handle a Mick and a Jager back to back, this is definitely a good sign 😀 Oh, it's on INDEED... Eat your wheaties, get your tylenol, and brace yourself And then if we can still manage to walk after that... we'll find some other debauchery to get into

~ The Smugster

 

[myth77]

Dear Myth,

Hahaha Good! You gotta be a pro if you wanna hang out with a CHAMPION But if you can easily handle a Mick and a Jager back to back, this is definitely a good sign 😀 Oh, it's on INDEED... Eat your wheaties, get your tylenol, and brace yourself And then if we can still manage to walk after that... we'll find some other debauchery to get into

~ The Smugster

Dear Smugster,

HELLZ YEAH BABEEEEE!!!!!

Sincerely,

Myth 😀