Three women are about to executed by firing squad in prison. Ones a redhead, ones a brunette and ones a blonde. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts "Ready, Aim". Suddenly the redhead yells "EARTHQUAKE!!!" Everyone is startled and throw themselves on the ground while she escapes. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any lasts requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready, Aim...." Suddenly the brunette yells "TORNADO!!!" Once again everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any lasts requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts "Ready, Aim..." And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!" 
It has been my experience with blondes that even though they may read the joke today, they most likely won`t understand the insult until several days later. By then, this joke will be pushed back a few pages, and the blondes won`t remember where they read it. 
