1. Tom Clancy:
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things
that money can buy."
2. Steve Martin: "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me
neither."
3. Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as
meaningless experiences go, it's pretty darned good."
4. Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
5. Unknown:
"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
6. Rodney Dangerfield:
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night."
7. Woody Allen:
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
8. George Burns:
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
9. Matt Barry:
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the
taxidermist."
10. Camille Paglia:>"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
11. George Burns:
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are
unimportant."
12. Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase
sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the
Mercedes-Benz 500SL convertible."
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things
that money can buy."
2. Steve Martin: "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me
neither."
3. Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as
meaningless experiences go, it's pretty darned good."
4. Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
5. Unknown:
"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
6. Rodney Dangerfield:
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night."
7. Woody Allen:
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
8. George Burns:
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
9. Matt Barry:
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the
taxidermist."
10. Camille Paglia:>"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
11. George Burns:
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are
unimportant."
12. Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase
sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the
Mercedes-Benz 500SL convertible."
