Department of Homeland Security Warnings

[Bagelfather]

The department of homeland security has a website to help you prepare for the possibility of a terrorist attack. The images they use are open to interpretation.

Feel free to puruse my OWN interpretation of these graphics:

http://www.bagelfather.com/funstuff/news/warnings/warnings.htm

 

[Oddjob0226]

I'm gasping and choking..... with laughter!

 

[P50]

Spelling nazi alert: emenating

Suggested Correct Spelling: emanating

Found on page 27

http://www.bagelfather.com/funstuff/news/warnings/page27.htm

 

[TKpervert]

Spelling nazi alert: emenating

Suggested Correct Spelling: emanating

Found on page 27

English usage Nazi alert:

Nazi must be capitalized as a reference to the National Socialist German Workers' Party.

* sits back and relishes another 'gotcha'. *

*yawn* 😀

 

[Oddjob0226]

Nazi nazi alert:


Mein Gott! Bitte... please schtop throwing our name around like dat. We verked so hart for what we tried to achieve, und diss iss how ve ended up! Take pity on a few olde menn and let uss liff out our lazt years of exsistance in ridicule-frei peace.....

By der vey, very humerous fotos! "Only 3 hospitals in der entire state!" Ach!

 

[P50]

Ack !

Hmmmmm,,,,

Is the capitalization thing really improper or not ?

Hmmm,

Anyway, your site and the series of captions brought quite a few smirks to my evening here. I commend your sense of parody, humor, and ridicule. Your creativity is more than evident; it's rampant !

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

I like the one about no matter how inviting it may seem, do not let fire into your house, as if it was a person knocking on your door.

That one and the lightsaber and fart one.

 

[TKpervert]

" ACK ! " accepted as a gimme.

I have no real clue about the capitalization thingie, I capitulated to an irresistible urge to be a pedantic asshole.

We can now move on to a higher calling to ensure that .. uhhhh.. maybe nobody messes anything up anymore.

BTW, WTF was Oddjob0226 blathering about ?

Was it anything important ??

 

[Oddjob0226]

BTW, WTF was Oddjob0226 blathering about ?

Was it anything important ??

Rarely what I post here is important!