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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators (and one contestant) during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:


1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3.. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
 
lol... I love these!

Here's one from my own experience... I was at work and a surgeon was in my office signing off on his charts. He has a lot of them and about halfway though commented on how his wrist hurt. I replied back "I wonder WHY doctor... you give your hand and wrist quite a work out!"
 
LOL these are great... this one woke my neighbor:

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

Ha!

😛
 
Very funny! It's amazing what Fruedian slips can produce. At my job, I have an ingrained verbal habit of closing sales with "You have a nice day." One day I was helping a very attractive young woman and let slip "You have a nice ass..Umm...DAY!"

I'll never forget that one. 😎
 
The last one was the best...the best part being that they caught themselves LOL
 
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