Doing It At McDonalds

[njjen3953]

Doing It At McDonalds

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband's sex drive.
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance," says Mrs.. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."

"No problem," replies the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on."

A week later Mrs.. Murphy returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how things went.

"Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor."

"What happened?" asks the doctor.

"Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible."

"What was terrible?" said the doctor, "was the sex not good?"

"Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years,
but I'll never be able to show my face in McDonald's again."

 

[slave4tickles]

LOL

Funny stuff Jen!

 

[QBWeaver]

That gives new feeling to the term "Super-size "

LOL

 

[amk714]

Um, would you like fries with that? Sorry, couldn't resist. 😛 Nice joke, Jen! And people say fast food is bad for you. 😀

 

[TicklingDuo]

I've seen worse things happen in a McDonalds! Cool story, Jen!

Ann

 

[Alex Warfield]

It would have been a killer if one of the McD folks had approached them, looked at the husband, and asked "Would you like to super-size your order?!?"

Muehahahahaha!

 

[BigJim]

Did they collect the little plastic toy on the way though?😀😀😀😛😛😛