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Don't ask slacker ANYTHING!

Are you going to cry and stomp you're feet when the Steelers lose this weekend?
 
That's funny. I seem to hear some whining, crying noise, like a baby, coming from the direction of Tex-ass.
 
If i don't ask anymore questions will you like me again? :headbang:
 
bugman said:
Are you going to cry and stomp you're feet when the Steelers lose this weekend?
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even if the impossible did happen and the ravens win.... the joy i felt from the cowboys fans crying for the 13th year in a row was well worth it :trophy: heres a trophy that you can give to the cowboys because they wont be touching the lombardi anytime soon..... oh yes and slacker....anything?
 
punkrockergirl said:
even if the impossible did happen and the ravens win.... the joy i felt from the cowboys fans crying for the 13th year in a row was well worth it :trophy: heres a trophy that you can give to the cowboys because they wont be touching the lombardi anytime soon..... oh yes and slacker....anything?
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Well said, punky. But it's not going to save you. :mwahaha:
 
Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?


2. Why do you have a hot-water heater when you dont need to heat hot water?


3. Why is an orange an orange and an apple not a red?


4. Why is a pear called a pear when there is only one?


5. What do they pack styrofoam in?


6. Why did God give men nipples?


7. If buttered toast always lands butter-side down, and a cat always lands
on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on
the back of a cat?


8. Is grass really greener on the other side?


9. Do boxer shorts box?


10. Why do you wear a pair of panties and only one bra?


11. If Corn Oil comes from Corn, what does Baby Oil come from?


12. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do you get Teflon to stick to a pan?


13. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and
drive?


14. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?


15. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?


16. Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?


17. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?


18. Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?


19. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?


20. How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work?


21. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the
doors?


22. If a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?


23. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on you headlights,
what happens?


24. You know how most packages say "Open here." What is the protocol if the
package says, "Open somewhere else?"


25. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?


26. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment,
but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?


27. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why
can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?


28. Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn
the radio down?


29. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


30. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
 
You stayed up until 4am coming up with these questions, didn't you? I'll have to remember them and ask them of you in less than two weeks. :mwahaha:
 
Having insomnia doesn't qualifiy us as losers. Just means we have nothing else to do. :rockingout:
 
I'm sorry, but you asked a question. You have been labelled "Fail" and have just added to the list. :paranoia:
 
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