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Dont kick the cat

Bugman

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Little Johnny wakes up and goes downstairs for breakfest.His mom asks if he has done his chores yet.Not yet Johnny says.Go do your chores,then you get your breakfest mom says.

Johnny is mad,so when he feeds the chickens he kicks one.He feeds the cows and kicks one.Same with the pigs.

He comes in to eat and finds only a bowl of dry cereal.Wheres my milk and bacon and eggs he asks.Mom says i saw you kick the chicken,so no eggs for you.I saw you kick the cow and the pig to,so no bacon or milk for you either.

Just then Johnnys dad walks into the kitchen and accidentaly kicks the cat.

Little Johnny looks at his mom with a big smile and says,are you going to tell him,or should i?
 
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