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I hate it when you open your fridge in the middle of the night wanting a glass of something cold, only to discover that all your cans of Coke have formed a giant robot and beats you damn near death with sticks of celery.
I hate it when my roommate leaves popsicle all over the place in the living room instead of putting it in the trash can. I warn him daily that he's going to wake up with my dildo in his ass.
I hate it when I join a random game on Xbox live and immediately hear the high pitched squeak of a voice that assures me I'm gonna get my ass kicked by a youngin!
I hate it when the buses don't run on schedule so I end up having to wait for what feels like forever to catch a bus. Especially when it's cold outside.