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Double Speak Vs. Religion

qjakal

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23rd Psalms
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The Lord and I are in a shepherd-sheep relationship, and I am in a position of negative need.


He prostrates me in a green-belt grazing area, and conducts me into lateral proximity with a non-torrential aqueous accumulation.


He restores to original satisfaction levels my psychological makeup. He mentors my perception-response behavior in a pro-active modality beneficient to his reputation.


Notwithstanding the fact that I make ambulatory progress through the non-illuminated geological interstice of mortality, terror sensations shall not be manifest within me due to the proximity of omnipotence. Your pastoral walking aid and quadruped-restraint module induce in me a pleasurific mood state.

You design and produce a nutrient-bearing support structure in the context of non-cooperative elements. You enact a head-related folk ritual utilizing vegetable extracts, and my beverage container exhibits inadequate volumetric parameters.


Surely it must be an intrinsic non-deductible factor that your inter-relational, emphatic, and non-vengeful attributes will pursue me as their target focus for the duration of the current non-death period. And I will possess tenant rights in the residential facility of the Lord on a permanently open-ended time basis.
 
wow... somebody used a thesaurus for that one... it reads like a legal contract... good stuff, qjakal
 
Sounds like how the Labour Party would re-write it. Leave the gits in power much longer and they'll probably try!
 
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