paracarl44
Wielder of 100 Feathers
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Forty seven years ago Herman Johnson, a young man from the hills of North Carolina, was drafted into the Army.
The first day of his service they issued him a comb, then marched him off to the barbershop, where they shaved his head.🙁
On the second day of Army Life they issued him a toothbrush, then marched him off to see the Dentist, where he had seven teeth pulled.
On the third day the Army issued him a jockstrap.

The ARMY has been looking for Herman Johnson now for forty seven years.
The first day of his service they issued him a comb, then marched him off to the barbershop, where they shaved his head.🙁
On the second day of Army Life they issued him a toothbrush, then marched him off to see the Dentist, where he had seven teeth pulled.

On the third day the Army issued him a jockstrap.


The ARMY has been looking for Herman Johnson now for forty seven years.
