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Drafted Into The ARMY.

paracarl44

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Forty seven years ago Herman Johnson, a young man from the hills of North Carolina, was drafted into the Army.

The first day of his service they issued him a comb, then marched him off to the barbershop, where they shaved his head.🙁

On the second day of Army Life they issued him a toothbrush, then marched him off to see the Dentist, where he had seven teeth pulled.:wow:

On the third day the Army issued him a jockstrap.:scared::shake:

The ARMY has been looking for Herman Johnson now for forty seven years.:idontwann
 
Tickel Demoness, I was thinking of you when I first heard this story.

However, I think you might want to wait a few days until you tell it to your hubby.:jester:
 
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