Knox The Hatter
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Guys, I was ALWAYS a ticklemeister, pure and simple...I remember when I was twelve, I was fixing my bicycle with my friend from around the block, and he said, "here's what you're gonna do. Friday night, you're gonna watch the 'Brady Bunch'."
I looked at him like he farted loud enough to drown out the revving engine of my neighbor's Mustang with the 351 Cleveland. "No way I'm watching the 'Brady Bunch', what, are you out of your f^%$#@g mind?"
"Oh, yes, you must watch the 'Brady Bunch'. Saturday you will thank me."
You have to understand...where I grew up, in New York City, it was surmised that 'The Brady Bunch' was watched by people in places like Iowa. North Dakota. Certainly no one in my neighborhood would admit on pain of death of having watched the show, not even the GIRLS. Hence, my reaction.
"Do you really want me to watch this show?"
"Yeah. You'll thank me Saturday. Guaranteed."
So, I watched...and in the first five minutes, I noticed Maureen McCormick, in a one piece bathing suit. And I stared. And I imagined what she'd sound like with me pinning her down and attacking her sides and her underarms, and finally, those feet...
Naturally, I didn't tell my friend that, but the next morning, I saw my friend walking to Saturday morning services at temple, and I said to him, "Brady Bunch".
"Marcia?" he inquired with a smile.
I sighed. "Marcia."

I looked at him like he farted loud enough to drown out the revving engine of my neighbor's Mustang with the 351 Cleveland. "No way I'm watching the 'Brady Bunch', what, are you out of your f^%$#@g mind?"
"Oh, yes, you must watch the 'Brady Bunch'. Saturday you will thank me."
You have to understand...where I grew up, in New York City, it was surmised that 'The Brady Bunch' was watched by people in places like Iowa. North Dakota. Certainly no one in my neighborhood would admit on pain of death of having watched the show, not even the GIRLS. Hence, my reaction.
"Do you really want me to watch this show?"
"Yeah. You'll thank me Saturday. Guaranteed."
So, I watched...and in the first five minutes, I noticed Maureen McCormick, in a one piece bathing suit. And I stared. And I imagined what she'd sound like with me pinning her down and attacking her sides and her underarms, and finally, those feet...
Naturally, I didn't tell my friend that, but the next morning, I saw my friend walking to Saturday morning services at temple, and I said to him, "Brady Bunch".
"Marcia?" he inquired with a smile.
I sighed. "Marcia."

At this point, a guy that was taking pictures walked up to her and scribbled over her belly, it was cute. She laughed and near dropped the surfboard and he took the picture. I would have had to tickled her longer just for fun.



