drug store joke

[sole seeker]

A five year old boy accompanies his father into a drug store to get a prescription filled. While they're waiting the child wanders over to a display of condoms and calls to his dad, "What are these?" The dad comes over and explains that they're condoms.

The boy then asks, "What are they for?" So the father explains that men use them for protection when they have sex with women.

The boy thinks for a minute and asks, "Why are there 3 of them in this packet?"

The father says, "Those are for high-school boys. There's one for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one for Sunday."

Then the boy asks, "Why are there 6 of them in this packet?"

The dad replies, "Those are for college boys. There's two for Friday night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday."

Then the boy points at the biggest packet and asks, "Why are there 12 in this packet, Dad?"

With a sigh the father replies, "Those are for married men, son. One for January, one for February..."

 

[Krokus]

LOL

Thats a new one to me. LOL.

 

[Alex Warfield]

Not bad.

 

[Raya]

That was not new for me, but it's been awhile since I heard it.. LOL

 

[amk714]

I think I've heard it before too, sole seeker, but thanks for posting it! Actually, I think if you're married, once a month is good. 😀