Takahane
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Or drunk texting. Or drunk calling, but does anyone actually do that any more?
I mean, two margaritas may not seem like much, but they were each 12-ouncers. Usually when I drunk text, I send photos of alcoholic beverages to my contacts. Then they text back and say, "So you're drunk texting again?" I can't help it that Rachel, the new bartender, is heart-achingly beautiful. I'm actually proud of myself to hold to two margs, because every chance to order a drink was a chance to get lost in Rachel's soulful brown eyes.
Drunk texting to a prospective date or girlfriend is usually most inadvisable.
Change my mind. (Not likely. I'm sharing one of life's hard-learned lessons with you. You're either nodding in silent agreement or you're wondering what this unhinged rant is all about.)
I mean, two margaritas may not seem like much, but they were each 12-ouncers. Usually when I drunk text, I send photos of alcoholic beverages to my contacts. Then they text back and say, "So you're drunk texting again?" I can't help it that Rachel, the new bartender, is heart-achingly beautiful. I'm actually proud of myself to hold to two margs, because every chance to order a drink was a chance to get lost in Rachel's soulful brown eyes.
Drunk texting to a prospective date or girlfriend is usually most inadvisable.
Change my mind. (Not likely. I'm sharing one of life's hard-learned lessons with you. You're either nodding in silent agreement or you're wondering what this unhinged rant is all about.)
