Yesterday early evening, david and i walked down our front walk, with the intention of cruising around in my used 1994 fire engine red miata convertible...(it's very choice, i highly recommend if given the opportunity, to drive one) when there was this godawful noise in the yard beside us..looking over, i saw what usually we only see when our front yard is a lake, i saw three ducks....two gorgeous males (of course) and a dull colored female (what is wrong with this picture?).. the two males were chasing the female around and around, biting or nipping at her behind...she was quacking and running from them, but they kept in hot pursuit..she ended up flying over to the other side of our house, where a third male joined in the fray...well david was trying to show me how to put the top down in the convertible, but i was more concerned with what was occurring in my side yard...was this rape?? was the female teasing these males? were they courting her???? a dog barked, and one male duck flew off....then the next thing i see, is that same male came flying directly at me..i was thinking..do i look like a duck???? well we went for our drive...when we returned the ducks were gone...later as we were sitting on our front porch reading and having a few snortfulls...i looked across the road, and on the other side of the creek bank, that poor female was being chased yet again.. we live in a town, not out in the country, but we live along a park, with a creek that runs through the town....is there such a thing as duck rape? a gang duck rape if you will? or hmm is this a weird form of mating...and she was choosing which stud she liked best?? hmm maybe someone could come up with a duck rap about duck rape...ok lame joke...
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Duck rape...is there such a thing????
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kilitiinko1
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It`s spring,Isabeau!
The days are longer and warmer,the ice and snow are slowly withdrawing,if still there at all,and a male duck`s thoughts turn to...female ducks! It`s time to propagate the species!
As someone who has been surrounded by ducks over the past ten years or so,I can assure you that this is pretty typical behavior by the parties involved.I`ve seen it so many times before! A gang of mallards,all decked out in their green masks ,will run wild and roughshod through a neighborhood,raping and pillaging! The poor females don`t stand a chance!An amorous male will often jump all over an unsuspecting female,and latch on to the feathers on her back for a quick ride across the yard!
Of course,the female is so traumatized by this attack,that she will retreat to a hidden location,and lay low,ashamed to show her face in public for a few weeks,until she can rebuild her self-esteem! Because she is in hiding,the fine-feathered duck authorities are unable to track down these marauding quackers and do something about this problem!
Eventually,the female will build up the courage to show herself in public,but not without a bunch of tiny,golden and brown bodyguards,who fan out in front of her as she forages for food,or queue up behind her protecting her flank as she heads home!
Yes,Isabeau,it is another case of marauding mallards gone wild! Do yourself and all the hens a favor! Turn these hooligans in to the authorities,before you are overrun with illegitimate offspring from these forced couplings! 😛
The days are longer and warmer,the ice and snow are slowly withdrawing,if still there at all,and a male duck`s thoughts turn to...female ducks! It`s time to propagate the species!
As someone who has been surrounded by ducks over the past ten years or so,I can assure you that this is pretty typical behavior by the parties involved.I`ve seen it so many times before! A gang of mallards,all decked out in their green masks ,will run wild and roughshod through a neighborhood,raping and pillaging! The poor females don`t stand a chance!An amorous male will often jump all over an unsuspecting female,and latch on to the feathers on her back for a quick ride across the yard!
Of course,the female is so traumatized by this attack,that she will retreat to a hidden location,and lay low,ashamed to show her face in public for a few weeks,until she can rebuild her self-esteem! Because she is in hiding,the fine-feathered duck authorities are unable to track down these marauding quackers and do something about this problem!
Eventually,the female will build up the courage to show herself in public,but not without a bunch of tiny,golden and brown bodyguards,who fan out in front of her as she forages for food,or queue up behind her protecting her flank as she heads home!
Yes,Isabeau,it is another case of marauding mallards gone wild! Do yourself and all the hens a favor! Turn these hooligans in to the authorities,before you are overrun with illegitimate offspring from these forced couplings! 😛
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Hmmmm ....... maybe datickler could shed a little light on this subject?
huskys said:Izzy, Izzy, Izzy, you seriously crack me up girl!!! lol😀
hmmm i'm so glad i can be of help...lol..i thought this thread was gone...yea i realize this is where this thread belongs..hehe...however i did seriously wonder if ducks could be raped...
o and last night they were at it again...just think in a few weeks, cute little ducklings will be swimming behind their mommy...
kilintiinko thanks for that elaborate post...xoxo
he-man hmm groans...tsk tsk
TKLMAN hey i didn't know you ventured into the silly forum...
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I have little experience observing ducks. I did once see a tom cat attempt to rape a queen cat. As he tried to mount her from behind, she whirled and scratched him with both her front paws. He went away bleeding.
Feathery said:Imagine if the male used duck tape to subdue the female in order to have his way with her? Or do you think that idea might not fit the bill?
ackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk groan o the agony...lol...so clever you are Feathery..and you know how i feel about duct tape...hehe..
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I suppose even ducks get lonely from time to time....very interesting observation all the same heh 
ChosenofMystra said:I suppose even ducks get lonely from time to time....very interesting observation all the same heh
hmm lol yes poor ducks must well uh...the f word..lol.....i suppose the mods knew best when they moved this thread to this particular forum...
isabeau said:
And their mom will have to teach them all about avoiding duck rape. Or Disney can do that for her lol ("d-d-danger, close behind you..s-s-stranger, out to find you. What to do, just grab onto some..Duck Tales! Whoo-oo! 😀 .....okay, shutting up for now...
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isabeau said:
Eh , every once in a blue , isabeau ... though I have been venturing more so recently. 🙂
I do have a question for you , too. When this happened :
isabeau said:
... did you , uh ....... duck?
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Feathery said:Imagine if the male used duck tape to subdue the female in order to have his way with her? Or do you think that idea might not fit the bill?
I'm sorry Feathery , but this quip is just fowl.
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i must point out the fabulous line you used in your orginal post from the 80's classic ferris buller's day off, isabeau.
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