Endless Advice

[TropicThunder]

I just gave my kid a mini powdered donut.

He licked all the powder off, then proceeded to run around screaming and wipe his face on every surface he could find.

If anyone needs great parenting tips, come to me.

What's your advice?

 

[TropicThunder]

I also advise that if you are abducted by Martians, don't pick them. They're not ripe yet.

 

[Gothika]

I also advise that if you are abducted by Martians, don't pick them. They're not ripe yet.

crap to late for that one now what?

 

[TropicThunder]

crap to late for that one now what?

Put it under the sun for three days, feed it several buckets of Mountain Dew Code Red, until its skin turns red. It won't be exactly ripe, but it will look like the rest and be super sweet.

 

[Brock Samson]

For those of you into putting random bits of snow into your mouth....don't eat yellow snow!

 

[TropicThunder]

For those of you into putting random bits of snow into your mouth....don't eat yellow snow!

Also don't believe any Canadians, no matter how convincing their argument is, that yellow snow is healthier for you.

 

[Snail Shell]

I advise you to learn how to be a gentleman before you approach my gf asking for tickle play. Failure to do so and I will shove a cactus up your ass. You know who you are.