OMG! My skin just crawls at your description! Here's why!
When I was a freshman in college I broke four toes and several bones in my foot in a most disturbing way. In an effort to make you not feel silly about how you got yours, I'll share...hehe.....why oh why do we do things like this?
I was home visiting for the weekend and thought I'd play with my cat that I had missed terribly. I was living away from home for the first time, and I thought playing with my cat like I always had was a grand idea. Only one problem, my parents had recently remodeled the hall entrance and it stuck out a bit farther than it had the last time I was home. So.......
Running back and forth in "chase" style with the cat pouncing and me giggling.....

oh geesh...yeah, so running around with the cat.....and....
Can ya guess?
I kicked the wall at full throttle. Just ran smack into it in an effort to not step on the cat. Where'd that wall come from?
I collapsed

and much to my chagrin, my father came to the rescue. He loves me....and bless his heart, he thought he was helping. Well, he packed my foot with ice, and tried to ....*cringe* ......"fix" my toes....which he thought had just kind of jammed together. So he gently tugged on the offending things feeling sure they would POP! and everything would be good.
*sigh*
So, later in the hospital, I was asked abotu a million times to explain how I broke my foot....each person giggling as they walked out of the room. I almost walked...well, limped out when the doctor asked!!!
Looking back now, it's all pretty funny, but when your toe is broken, IT HURTS~!!!!!!!! Who knew a tiny little thing could render a whole body useless!!! LOL
Good luck, and God Speed for your tootsies to recover!
Jo, conqueror of walls, defender of cats!