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Famous Last Words (Joke)

Sunriseticklee

1st Level Yellow Feather
Joined
Jan 9, 2002
Messages
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Points
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1. I'll get a world record for this.
2. Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
3. It's fireproof.
4. He's probably just hibernating.
5. I'm making a citizen's arrest.
6. So, you're a cannibal.
7. It's probably just a rash.
8. Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
9. The odds of that happening have to be a million-to-one!
10. Pull the pin and count to what?
11. Which wire was I supposed to cut?
12. I wonder where the mother bear is.
13. I've seen this done on TV.
14. These are the good kind of mushrooms.
15. I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
16. Funny, you look just like Charles Manson.
17. Rat poison only kills rats.
18. It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.
19. This doesn't taste right.
20. I can make this light before it changes.
21. Nice doggie.
22. I can do that with my eyes closed.
23. Well, we've made it this far.
24. That's odd.
25. Don't be so superstitious!

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Humor...the universal language.

"I can just barely make it out, it's in Russian. It says, 'This face towards enem....'"
 
Damn,should of cut the green wire...........BOOM!!!!!!:wow: :wow: :wow:


:atom: Traveler the man not allowed a signature:atom: :atom:
 
"Evacuate?!? In our moment of triumph?!? I think you overestimate thier chances..." - Grand Moff Tarkin

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Dave2112 said:
"Evacuate?!? In our moment of triumph?!? I think you overestimate thier chances..." - Grand Moff Tarkin

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LOL!!!:blaugh:

See if you remember this one:

"Intensify the forward batteries, I don't want anything to get through. *Cue scream* Intensify forward firepower!!!!....."
 
The most famous of them all...

What does THIS button do?


Btw, Dave, good show with that SW quote. Always liked that one...

Cheers.😀
 
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