Famous quotes concerning sex.......

[venray]

"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."

Woody Allen

"It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."

Joan Rivers

"If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all."

Rodney Dangerfield

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy."

Steve Martin

"My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."

Woody Allen



Ven

 

[milagros317]

Can anybody supply the author of this quote? (Not sure the wording is exact, either.)

"The position is ridiculous, the pleasure momentary, and the expense damnable."

 

[venray]

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Lord Chesterfield

 

[venray]

Other quotes by him found here--> http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/l/a129670.html

 

[milagros317]

Thank you, Venray!

 

[venray]

Thank you, Venray!

Any time. my friend.....

Ven

 

[amk714]

Here's a link to more quotes from Woody Allen, some of them about sex:

http://www.workinghumor.com/quotes/woody_allen.shtml

For example:

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.

 

[TickleCrazy]

Here are a few I found that I like...

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? --Bette Midler

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant. --Henry Miller

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle. --Rita Mae Brown

The nice thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it. --Truman Capote

I'm a practicing heterosexual, but bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night --Woody Allen

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time. -- Tallulah Bankhead

 

[JoBelle]

Chastity... the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions.
- Aldous Huxley


One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other
- Jane Austen