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Favorite "Family Guy" Quote?
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From when they go to Pawtucket Pat's Beer Brewery:
Joe Swanson: Hey, Pat, where's the wheelchair ramp?
Pawtucket Pat: Oh, we don't have one. I guess this is where you get off.
[Pawtucket Pat blows a whistle and the Chumba Wumbas come out]
Chumba Wumba Chorus: Chumba Wumba gobbledy goo / Life isn't fair it's sad but it's true / Chumba Wumba gobbledy gee / When your poor legs are stiff as a tree.
Chumba Wumba #1: What do you do when you're stuck in a chair?
Chumba Wumba #2: Finding it hard to go up and down stairs?
Chumba Wumba #3: What do you think of the one you call God?
Chumba Wumba Chorus: Isn't His absence slight-ly odd?
Chumba Wumba #4: Maybe He's forgotten you.
Chumba Wumba Chorus: Chumba wumba gobbledy gorse / Count yourself lucky you're not a horse / They would turn you into dog food / Or to chumba wumba gobbledy glue! [the Chumba Wumbas push Joe out of the factory]
Joe Swanson: I'm glad I'm not taking your stupid tour! I'm a Coors man anyway. Silver bullet!
Chumba Wumba #2: Gobbledy glue!
I'M RICK JAMES BIATCH!!!
Joe Swanson: Hey, Pat, where's the wheelchair ramp?
Pawtucket Pat: Oh, we don't have one. I guess this is where you get off.
[Pawtucket Pat blows a whistle and the Chumba Wumbas come out]
Chumba Wumba Chorus: Chumba Wumba gobbledy goo / Life isn't fair it's sad but it's true / Chumba Wumba gobbledy gee / When your poor legs are stiff as a tree.
Chumba Wumba #1: What do you do when you're stuck in a chair?
Chumba Wumba #2: Finding it hard to go up and down stairs?
Chumba Wumba #3: What do you think of the one you call God?
Chumba Wumba Chorus: Isn't His absence slight-ly odd?
Chumba Wumba #4: Maybe He's forgotten you.
Chumba Wumba Chorus: Chumba wumba gobbledy gorse / Count yourself lucky you're not a horse / They would turn you into dog food / Or to chumba wumba gobbledy glue! [the Chumba Wumbas push Joe out of the factory]
Joe Swanson: I'm glad I'm not taking your stupid tour! I'm a Coors man anyway. Silver bullet!
Chumba Wumba #2: Gobbledy glue!
I'M RICK JAMES BIATCH!!!
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Peter: hey brian look i made a waterslide
*falls down the stairs and writhes in pain*
Brian: Im not gonna call the hospital because ur not gonna learn anything if i do
Peter and Jana:Wonder twin powers activate!
Jana:Form of a hawk *flies away*
Peter:shape of Jana's tampon *goes into her purse* And now I play the waiting game
*falls down the stairs and writhes in pain*
Brian: Im not gonna call the hospital because ur not gonna learn anything if i do
Peter and Jana:Wonder twin powers activate!
Jana:Form of a hawk *flies away*
Peter:shape of Jana's tampon *goes into her purse* And now I play the waiting game
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Brian: Oh come on, Peter. If every woman divorced her husband for crashing a blimp into the superbowl nobody would be married".
*From the same episode, Peter loses his job and can't bring himself to tell Lois*
Peter: Look, Kids, I just don't want your Mom to worry, cos when Lois worries she says things like "I told you so" and "Stop doing that, I'm asleep" so not a word to your Mother about me getting canned
Lois: What was that?
Peter: Oh nothing. Oooh the lost my job smells great
Lois: what?
Peter: Hey Meg, could you pass the fired my ass for negligence
Lois: Peter, are you feeling okay?
Peter: I feel great. I haven't got a job in the world.
The pilot episode was one of the most quotable programmes I've ever seen.
*From the same episode, Peter loses his job and can't bring himself to tell Lois*
Peter: Look, Kids, I just don't want your Mom to worry, cos when Lois worries she says things like "I told you so" and "Stop doing that, I'm asleep" so not a word to your Mother about me getting canned
Lois: What was that?
Peter: Oh nothing. Oooh the lost my job smells great
Lois: what?
Peter: Hey Meg, could you pass the fired my ass for negligence
Lois: Peter, are you feeling okay?
Peter: I feel great. I haven't got a job in the world.
The pilot episode was one of the most quotable programmes I've ever seen.
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When Joe, Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland go to the Clam's Head Pub with their old war uniforms.
Joe: Minute Men, present arms. LOAD WEAPONS
ALL: BOOM SHAKA-LAKA-LAKA, BOOM SHAKA-LAKA-LAKA, BOOM SHAKA-LAKA-LAKA
Joe: FIRE!
*all open cans of beer that spray toward pub patrons
Best line: Stewie sees Jolly Farm for what it really is...
Brian: Do you want some ice cream, that'll make you feel better. *Stewie nods no
Brian: Do you want some McDonalds? *Stewie nods no
Brian: Do you wanna take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes *Stewie nods yes
Brian: Allright let's go take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes
Joe: Minute Men, present arms. LOAD WEAPONS
ALL: BOOM SHAKA-LAKA-LAKA, BOOM SHAKA-LAKA-LAKA, BOOM SHAKA-LAKA-LAKA
Joe: FIRE!
*all open cans of beer that spray toward pub patrons
Best line: Stewie sees Jolly Farm for what it really is...
Brian: Do you want some ice cream, that'll make you feel better. *Stewie nods no
Brian: Do you want some McDonalds? *Stewie nods no
Brian: Do you wanna take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes *Stewie nods yes
Brian: Allright let's go take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes
