Favourite movie lines

[german]

With all the talk about favourite movies, villains and such I was thinking what about favourite lines.

I was watching Passenger 57 with Wesley Snipes and that movie has 3 of my favourite lines.

- Always bet on Black.

- I didnt want to be born attractive but that was the hand I was dealt

- Poor me a drink
What you want
Anything Wet (with that accent)

Kust

 

[Tamia78]

From Shaft--

"It's my duty to please that booty"

From SWAT--
"You're either SWAT or you're not"

From A Time to Kill--
"Yes they deserved to die, I hope they burn in hell!"



Funny how all three were spoken by the same man....lol

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

may the force be with you...

we`re gonna need a bigger boat...

 

[TicklishLurker]

"I think I speak for everyone here, sir, when I said - To Hell with our orders." Lt. Com. Data (Brent Spiner), Star Trek: First Contact

"The air smells of spices." Col. Brandon (Alan Rickman), Sense & Sensiblity

"I'm your worse nightmare - a song and dance man raised on a millitary base." Gil Godwin (Brent Spiner), Out To Sea

"Hail to the king, baby." Ash (Bruce Campbell), Evil Dead: Army Of Darkness

"In the event of a water landing, I am equiped to operate as a flotation device." Lt. Com. Data (Brent Spiner), Star Trek: Insurection

"I just love scanning for lifeforms. *singing* Life forms. You precious little life forms. You darling little life forms. Where are you?" Lt. Com. Data (Brent Spiner), Star Trek: Generations

(You know, the android gets all the funny lines....)

"Tell a person you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something from a Charleston Heston movie and suddenly everybody's a theology schoular!" The Metatron (Alan Rickman), Dogma (And yes, I realize I badly misspelled several things.)

*pressing on Bethany's nose* "Beep." God (Alanis Morriset), Dogma

"You broke the ship! You broke the bloody ship!" Dr. Lazurus/Alexander Dane (Alan Rickman), Galaxy Quest

"To see if there's a pub!" Dr. Lazurus/Alexander Dane (Alan Rickman), Galaxy Quest

"I'm not even suppose to be here today!" Dante (Brian O'Halloran), Clerks

 

[RobAce]

Well I know this one will be unexpected...from me anyway...LOL..but
From America's Sweethearts:
"There was only one genius in this business, Senor Wences. All he needed was a hand and some lipstick and he had a carrer for 40 years!"

From Rudy:
"There are greater tragedies in the world"

A few others I just dont want to list them all! LOL.

Rob

 

[StockedAndGagged]

"You're out of your mind!"

"Yeah. . .Ain't it cool?"

--Broken Arrow.

CH

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

frankly scarlett, I don`t give damn.

 

[lk70]

You think she was a pro?

A pro, Dan?
A pro is how you think of yourself. See my point?

--About Last Night

 

[Tamia78]

From Friday After Next--

"Tastes so good, make you wanna slap your mama!"

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

"The only two things you're leading right now are jack and shit.....and jack left town!" -Bruce Campbell, "Army of Darkness"

"I'm your huckleberry" -Val Kilmer, "Tombstone"


Drew

 

[primetime]

from Batman (1989)

"Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"- Joker

"Stop the press!! who's that??"- Joker


from "Friday"

"you just got knocked the fuck out!!" -Smokey (Chris Tucker)

"Bitch got out the car looking like Freddy Jackson!"- Smokey (Chris Tucker)


from "Empire Strikes Back"

"I am altering the deal, PRAY i dont alter it any further!"- Darth Vader

"Who's scruffy looking?"- Han Solo

"I love you.." (Leia) "I know"- Han Solo

"never underestimate the POWER of the Darkside!"- Darth Vader




i know i am going to have a bunch later....

 

[unit5610]

From "An Eye For An Eye" (Chuck Norris movie from the early 80s I think)
Chuck's karate teacher taking about a guy he just killed...
"I wanted to question him, but he preferred to expire."

From "Happy Gilmour" when Adam Sandler is brawling with Bob Barker...
"Looks like the price is WRONG, Bob!"

 

[Michael514]

"Charlie don't surf"--Robert Duvall in Apocolypse Now.

 

[shyguy]

"You're gonna look pretty silly with that knife sticking out of your ass."~Clint Eastwood, High Plains Drifter.


"I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together."~Clint Eastwood, Heartbreak Ridge.


"No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he rubbed you. And rubbin, son, is racin'."~Robert Duvall, Days of Thunder.


Anthony

 

[Michael514]

"And I'll bring a nice foot to your ass". Clint Eastwood to Burt Reynolds in "City Heat".

 

[Ticklerguy4u]

"RRRRRRRiiighhtt" by Doctor Evil (I say it all the time when someone does something stupid--in the same voice)

 

[terorizer]

"Bond, James Bond."

- "I'm Plenty"
JB "But of course you are"
- "Plenty O'Toole"
JB "Named for your father no doubt"

"Man, you come right out of a comic book" - Jim Kelley "Enter the Dragon"

 

[Mastertank1]

My kinda' lines

Dr. Hemlock (Clint Eastwood) conversing with messenger from secret gov't agency, in 'The Eiger Sanction'
messenger; "They want to speak with you"
Eastwood; "Who are 'THEY'"
messenger; "My superiors"
Eastwood; "That DOESN'T narrow it down!"

Dirty Harry to his captain, at end of nose to nose shouting match "Captain, your mouthwash ain't makin it!"

Dirty Harry hands badge to captain, later in same film "Think of it as a six pointed suppository!"

Ming The Merciless to subordinate who has just let Flash Gordon escape again; "You, captain, have failed me for the LAST time!" (stabs captain in throat with four inch fingernails of right index and middle fingers).

Bela Lugosi in Dracula; "Hear them, my children of the night! What music they make!"

Narrator in opening scenes of Rodan, the Flying Monster; "Even the miners were nervous; shaft number 7 was going TOO DEEP!"

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.

 

[Michael514]

Speaking of James Bond.
"Live and Let Die"

Tee HEE," there are two ways to disable a crocodile Mr. Bond".
James Bond," I suppose you wouldn't want to share it with me".
Tee Hee," the first way is to take a pencil and jam it behind the pressure hole right behind his eye".
James Bond," and the second way".
Tee Hee,"the second way is twice as easy, you just put your hand in his mouth and pull his teeth out heh heh heh heh heh".

 

[Ignatz]

The one I use most often in day to day conversations is from the end of Little Big Man, when Old Lodge Skins (Chief Dan George) has failed to make the journey to the Happy Hunting Ground.

"Sometimes the magic works...sometimes it doesn't."

 

[slacker2114]

"Do. Or do not. There is no try."--Yoda (Empire Strikes Back)

"...Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!!"--the whole speech from Independence Day

"And if you should ever gain any enemies, they would become my enemies. And then they will fear you."--Marlon Brando (The Godfather)

 

[Krokus]

"This isn't our fucking neighborhood, it's a battlefield. We're on a battlefield tonight." - Derek Vinyard - American History X.

 

[He-Man]

Batman Begins:

"I'm not going to kill you--but that doesn't mean I have to save you."(Batman to Ra's Al Ghul)

and pretty much anything in the conversations between Bruce and Alfred in the movie.

"What the hell are you?" (Carmine Falcone right before he gets pulled thru the car's window) "I'm Batman". (Batman to Falcone)

"I never said 'thank you' ." (Gordon)
"And you'll never have to." (Batman)


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:

"Who is THAT?" "I dunno...but I bet he never has to look for a can opener."(Mike and Don after seeing the Shredder)

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie

"The Power Rangers? Whooowhee! Whar's mah autograph book!" (Ivan Ooze after the Rangers threaten to take him down)

Batman Returns

"Meow" (Catwoman, of course. )

 

[isabeau]

them's pretty bold words for a one-eyed fat man......fill your hands, you son of a bitch.........from true grit.

you call that a knife? this is a knife.........from crocodile dundee

i'm walking here, hey i'm walking here.....from midnight cowboy

you talking to me? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?...from taxidriver

stelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....from a streetcar named desire.

i could have been someone, i could've been a contender.....from on the waterfront

isabeau

 

[Mz Chaos]

"What if this is as good as it gets?" Jack Nicholson as Melvin Udall in As Good As It Gets.

"Oh Yeah, oooooh ahhhhh, that's how it always starts. But then then later, there's running and screaming." Jeff Goldblum as Ian Malcom in The Lost World