federal jobs

[Limeoutsider]

Mr. Johnson went to interview for a Federal job.The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?""Yes, I served two tours in Afghanistan.""Good, that counts in your favor. Do you have any service-relateddisabilities?""I am 100% disabled. A mortar round blew off my testicles so theydeclared me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work, though.""Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you, I canhire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10,and we'll get you started.""If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come ! at 10?""Well, this is a government organization. We don't do anything but sitaround and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point of you coming in for that

 

[leafstk]

lmao! Good one, Lime 😀

 

[milagros317]

ROTL 😛
But what about the women employees? 😀

 

[amk714]

Poor guy! But at least he has two extra hours before coming to work (I assume that applies to the female employees too). And the interviewer hired him instead of saying, "I just saved a bunch money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"

 

[sole seeker]

Good one, Lime!

But what about the women employees? 😀

I knew a lady cop once who told me she had balls - they'd just never descended... they're called ovaries!

 

[some1somewhere]

Too Funny!

And the interviewer hired him instead of saying, "I just saved a bunch money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"

I love those commericals. It is funny how it has become a part of our language. A mark of a good marketing campaign.