Fergie VS Fergie

[TicklishLurker]

I recently had a bit of a tiff with a guy on another message board about who was sexier, Black Eyed Peas tone deaf tramp Fergie, or the real Fergie - Sarah Ferguson, Duchess Of York (whom, you might remember, at least one time let a man suck her toes). I think it's obvious who I'm rooting for.

So, gentlemen, I now come to you to see which you think is sexier and whom you'd rather tickle.

BEP "rapper" Fergie - a woman who openly admits she once peed her pants on stage.

Or the real Fergie - a woman who carries herself like a lady, never peed herself in public, and obviously doesn't mind if someone touches her feet.

I've included pictures to help you decide.

 

[milagros317]

I voted for the Duchess of York based on a photo I remember from back in 1992 of her getting her toes sucked on a beach by a man who was most certainly not her husband.

It was quite a scandal in the UK at the time.

 

[seanc130]

I recently had a bit of a tiff with a guy on another message board about who was sexier, Black Eyed Peas tone deaf tramp Fergie, or the real Fergie - Sarah Ferguson, Duchess Of York (whom, you might remember, at least one time let a man suck her toes). I think it's obvious who I'm rooting for.

I *so* beat you to this!
http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?t=86024

Obviously, my vote is for the redhead. As it almost always is. 😉

 

[TicklishLurker]

I *so* beat you to this!
http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?t=86024

Hmmm - but did you have pictures of Fake Fergie with her pants full of pee?

I just had to do this because the arguement seemed so - stupid and shallow. I would think someone who doesn't purposely pee her pants in public would be preferable. No matter how "hot" by society's rules the pant peer is otherwise.

 

[tickleterror]

I went with sexy stacy of the black eyed peas.

 

[seanc130]

Hmmm - but did you have pictures of Fake Fergie with her pants full of pee?

I just had to do this because the arguement seemed so - stupid and shallow. I would think someone who doesn't purposely pee her pants in public would be preferable. No matter how "hot" by society's rules the pant peer is otherwise.

I'm pretty sure a lot of people on this forum would *like* the idea of pants-peeing, at least as a result of tickling. It seems to be a somewhat common thing to like.

In any event, I prefer the Duchess just 'cuz I don't think the other one is attractive. If she wants to pee herself, well ... it's rock 'n' roll. It ain't my business. 😛 It doesn't turn me on, but it doesn't make me think any less of her. But maybe that's because I don't think about her at all.

 

[TicklishLurker]

Well, peeing yourself while being tickled is one thing - but it irks me that guys would want someone who's crass enough to pee herself on stage. On top of that I think she's just another tone deaf tramp, that she's NOT pretty at all, in fact I find her quite repulsive, and it's obvious that the "drinks before the show" were booze - which, as a real singer, ticks me off because no true singer, no true lover of music, would consume alcohol before a show - alcohol dehydrates. You should only consume water and only water before a show.

Plus, let's face it, the real Fergie carries herself like a lady - which is to me way more attractive then anything else.

But what can you do? These young guys have a lot to learn.

 

[seckel]

The real Fergie!

 

[Tickle Avenger]

well you know what they say; if you gotta go, you gotta go

 

[seanc130]

and it's obvious that the "drinks before the show" were booze - which, as a real singer, ticks me off because no true singer, no true lover of music, would consume alcohol before a show - alcohol dehydrates. You should only consume water and only water before a show.

Ha! Only water indeed. Any TRUE lover of music knows that you consume water, marijuana, meth, *and* cocaine before the show.

(Just be sure you save the alcohol and heroin for *after*!)

 

[OnnaOtaku]

Where is the "none of the above" option?