A woman walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she
needed some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The woman explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes grew big and he said, "Lord, have mercy --
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all
kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any
cyanide!"
The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
" Well, now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription. "
needed some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The woman explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes grew big and he said, "Lord, have mercy --
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all
kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any
cyanide!"
The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
" Well, now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription. "
