Limeoutsider
1st Level Green Feather
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One problem at the airport is that there should be more racial
profiling and
not less. Yes, of course the Arabs are all terrorists. I think that
goes
without saying. But they need to take a closer look at the Jews and
the
Koreans because they're both very sneaky and probably up to something.
As
an African American, I know that we're all guilty of carrying some kind
of
weapon, and probably a little weed. Hispanics are generally too lazy
to
cause much trouble, but I once saw one steal the hubcaps off
of a 747.
Metal detectors are pointless and need to be eliminated altogether.
What
this will do is simply level the playing field. Right now hijackers
have
the advantage because they're the only ones who are armed. But if they
look
around and see a couple black men, they might realize they're
outgunned,
and sit back down.
Even without modifications on the ground, I could increase in-flight
safety
dramatically with a handful of minor changes. The airlines need to
have
smoking hot stripper stewardesses serving bacon, and handing out free
booze.
They should provide high quality pornography for the in-flight
entertainment, with complimentary lotion and tissues.
Now take your Muslim extremist, with the pocketknife and a stick of
dynamite
up his ass, and put him on one of these flights. Try telling this
guy,who's
getting a lap dance from a hot stewardess while he eats a BLT and
drinks a
Jack and Coke, that if he blows up this plane he'll get passage to
Paradise.
As if 70 homely, sand encrusted, Muslim virgins that reek of camel piss
can
compare with this? You throw in a giant Toblerone when he lands and
this
guy will drop to his knees, praise Jesus, and sing, "God Bless
America".
The seatbelt light is now off, you are now free to move on to the hate
mail.
profiling and
not less. Yes, of course the Arabs are all terrorists. I think that
goes
without saying. But they need to take a closer look at the Jews and
the
Koreans because they're both very sneaky and probably up to something.
As
an African American, I know that we're all guilty of carrying some kind
of
weapon, and probably a little weed. Hispanics are generally too lazy
to
cause much trouble, but I once saw one steal the hubcaps off
of a 747.
Metal detectors are pointless and need to be eliminated altogether.
What
this will do is simply level the playing field. Right now hijackers
have
the advantage because they're the only ones who are armed. But if they
look
around and see a couple black men, they might realize they're
outgunned,
and sit back down.
Even without modifications on the ground, I could increase in-flight
safety
dramatically with a handful of minor changes. The airlines need to
have
smoking hot stripper stewardesses serving bacon, and handing out free
booze.
They should provide high quality pornography for the in-flight
entertainment, with complimentary lotion and tissues.
Now take your Muslim extremist, with the pocketknife and a stick of
dynamite
up his ass, and put him on one of these flights. Try telling this
guy,who's
getting a lap dance from a hot stewardess while he eats a BLT and
drinks a
Jack and Coke, that if he blows up this plane he'll get passage to
Paradise.
As if 70 homely, sand encrusted, Muslim virgins that reek of camel piss
can
compare with this? You throw in a giant Toblerone when he lands and
this
guy will drop to his knees, praise Jesus, and sing, "God Bless
America".
The seatbelt light is now off, you are now free to move on to the hate
mail.
