I didn't think of it that way, but yeah, now that you mention it. It is sort of the final torture before death. You should go out knowing what its like to be both gay and straight in a good way. One look at them and their sultry dancing is enough to change your religion, way of life and sexual preference. 😛
My brides aren't just beautiful, they're smart too. Verona, for example, was helping me file my taxes last year. She's quite the memory bank and accountant. Although, this is really just for fun, since I don't pay taxes, I charge them. 😀