njjen3953
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A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy-god mother said her
breasts would increase in size each time a man says, "Pardon" to her.
She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he
said,"Pardon me." Her breasts instantly grew an inch and she was
ecstatic.
The next day, she bumped into a man in the grocery store, he begged
her pardon and another inch was added to her breasts. She was in
seventh heaven!
The following day she walked into a Chinese restaurant, collided with
a waiter who bowed and said, "A thousand pardons for my clumsy
behavior."
The next day, the headline in the local newspaper says, "Chinese
Waiter Crushed to Death!"
breasts would increase in size each time a man says, "Pardon" to her.
She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he
said,"Pardon me." Her breasts instantly grew an inch and she was
ecstatic.
The next day, she bumped into a man in the grocery store, he begged
her pardon and another inch was added to her breasts. She was in
seventh heaven!
The following day she walked into a Chinese restaurant, collided with
a waiter who bowed and said, "A thousand pardons for my clumsy
behavior."
The next day, the headline in the local newspaper says, "Chinese
Waiter Crushed to Death!"
