Folks disatisfied with Howard Stern's tickling: Bitch here

[yaqisworld]

Anyone who is dissatisfied with Howard Stern's tickling please make your dissatisfaction known here. Because I will get these messages directly to the producers of the Stern show. It is a waste of time to email the show, but I can get all your negative comments to the horse’s mouth and hopefully change the situation. I am planning on going back on Stern to teach him how to tickle celebrities properly, but I need to hear your voices, your complaints. If I can gather enough negative opinions here and then give them to Stern's producers then maybe I can rectify the situation and teach Howard how to satisfy all your celebrity tickling fantasies.

 

[Soda83pop]

I like what you are doing, but I really think we should just let Howard be Howard and be happy with it. Or instead of him doing the actually tickling, maybe you could suggest him finding celebrities that would let you do it. I think bitching and griping at him will just make him stop doing the segments. Quite frankly, if I had other people telling me how to do the segments, I would quit them.

If I can gather enough negative opinions here and then give them to Stern's producers then maybe I can rectify the situation and teach Howard how to satisfy all your celebrity tickling fantasies.

See man, that is the thing, he isnt doing it to satisfy our fantasies. He is doing it because it satisfies his fantasies and he enjoys it. On top of that, the people involved are comfortable with HIM doing it.

I think the stuff you have done personally on TV has been awesome, and I have sung your praises several occasions. I think we should let Howard have his style that works, and you with your own personal style that works. I think the people who are doing the majority of the complaining should let it go, or at least do what you did and find a way to do the tickling you like on TV. You are a pioneer; you didnt see what you wanted, so went out and did it. I think there has been such a boom in tickling on tv that now people have become spoiled.

 

[todd30]

A few thoughts

Thanks for the chance to voice are observations.
1. Do you know anything about the new tickle chair that Howard was talking about last week and what his plans are for it at this minute.
2. I think Howard has done a much better job with his upperbody tickling lately ,however the foot tickling skills of Howard and his staff seem to be lacking. I think their doing to much light finger wiggling. Maybe show them that at scratching motion might be more effective or maybe better still use a toothbrush like instrutment on the soles and between the toes!
3. Could you give us a hint as to when you will be on and what if any guests are on Howard's Tickle Radar!
Thanks and look forward to your response and appearance on Howards show!

 

[maniactickler]

All id ask for is some modification of the chair to get the womens arms over their head for a more effective attack. thats my simple request!

 

[Gemma]

All id ask for is some modification of the chair to get the womens arms over their head for a more effective attack. thats my simple request!

Seconded.

 

[pimpster85]

Seconded.

Thirded right here

 

[tickler_n_black]

to teach him how to tickle celebrities properly, but I need to hear your voices, your complaints.

not trying to shoot down your idea or anything Yaqi, but doesn't Howard Stern trust your voice, your complaints, your ideas?

why do you need 100's of complaints to show him?
i would think he simply would trust your opinion by now.

thanks.


ps- i am chinese Yaqi

 

[Tickler Bart]

Robo-Tickler ??

Someone needs to develop a Robo-Tickler like the Robo-Spanker. Imagine a machine that tickles any & all parts of a body.
Howard can do it via Remote Control...
I know there's nothing better than human contact (fingers) but how much fun would it be to watch a machine tickle someone?

 

[DeNiro]

how about a male tickled by a female for once on Howard Stern's show???


is that too much to ask like it is for us f/m internet fans???

 

[ISUmark]

yea the hands over the head thing is a good idea, and of course more effective foot tickling...thats about all I can imagine as valid complaints, cuz i know some people are gonna get crazy with this, but this isnt a tickling radio show, it is a mainstream broadcast, so nothin is gonna happen if people get all crazy specific, just a few ideas to improve whats goin on, I mean hey, never look a gift horse in the mouth, if it wasnt for him I wouda never have been able to see Carmen Electras feet get tickled...no need to crazy nitpick, but a few nice small ideas are cool

 

[yaqisworld]

Re: Re: Folks disatisfied with Howard Stern's tickling: Bitch here

not trying to shoot down your idea or anything Yaqi, but doesn't Howard Stern trust your voice, your complaints, your ideas?

why do you need 100's of complaints to show him?
i would think he simply would trust your opinion by now.

thanks.


ps- i am chinese Yaqi

TIB.

Like everyone else in my business I am a producer pitching a show idea to Howard.
That's a tall order in itself and I need a number of angles to spin in order to get the attention of the Stern show Executive Producers. They stand between me and Howard.

ps- I am swedish TIB!

 

[naveltkltr1350]

how about a male tickled by a female for once on Howard Stern's show???


is that too much to ask like it is for us f/m internet fans???

didnt that already happen..like fff/m? wasnt bababoey who got it too? i didnt see it..i remember hearing about it.

 

[Mitchell]

Yaqi, my friend, you have just made my day with this post! Iam so glad to hear that you feel the same way as most of us. Your appearances on Stern's show were the best! Howard, unfortunately, does not know how to tickle. I also find that he wastes a lot of time with the chatter and the leading up to the tickle with the false finger wiggling and taunting and such.
While the chair is an intriguing idea, one of my favorite appearances that you did on Stern was the first one where you tickled the girls from catfight. com when they were tied to the bed. I would almost like to see if possible, multiple girls with very ticklish feet tickled, while tied with scarves comfortably to a bed, with the tickling broken up over the half hour show, into longer segments of tickling. Also, Stern, except for last time, really does not focus on tickling feet, which I think is a big mistake. This was proven the time that he tickled Maria Menudos. Hot girl, no feet tickling. This has happened on several other occasions. What I would suggest is a whole half hour or even two part total hour long show devoted to Yaqi where Yaqi tickles several volunteer female lees who are tied to a bed, in every conceivable body part, and instruments are used, such as a vibrating electric massager, electric toothbrush, or feather on the lee's toes, as well as heavy finger tickling on both soles, and inbetween and underneath toes. This is all very detailed, and you guys modify it as you wish, but this is my suggestion to really exploit the tickling to its fullest. I cant wait to hear what you come up with, and I look forward to your next appearance on Stern. Please let us know what you work out with Howard.

Mitch

 

[ticklishscribe]

You're right Yaqi.

Stern couldn't even tickle his own palete. He should do the following.

1: Shut up while tickling, and so should his staff.

2: Stop screwing around and just tickle the hell out of her.

3: Don't take five minutes to set it up and do it, take at least
15 minutes plus to tickle her.

4: Get rid of that stupid chair and get in a bed or an X frame.

Now that would be tickling on the stern show! Go for it Yaq.

 

[Darkknight]

My gripe is.. get a better chair that gets their armpits exposed, like overhead straps.

Another set of straps for the arms since most of the girls are so thin that he gets into the chair.

My biggest thing is, no matter if a gal says she's not ticklish somewhere, tickle it anyway to see if she's lying.
Having the girl tickled from two places is hotter, ex. her feet and ribs/underarms.

It's Howard's show, no way he's going to tickle guys, sorry m/m or f/m fans. He's all about hot chicks. Also all the complaints about his tickling are stupid. Yes he is poor at tickling but it's his damn show. I can't believe how many ungrateful people there are in this community. I know, that's another thread.

Face it, women love Howard and don't mind him tickling them, you get some guy off the street, they won't go for it. Thank you Howard for everything!

DK

 

[EvlJester]

All i know is that i seen a few of th eshows and i think that they should have different places to put the ticklees instead of just that old chair.

 

[P50]

Hark ! You guys have figured something out... Howard Stern uses tickling for the single purpose of increasing his ratings !!!

I am so disappointed at this closely held secret being outed that I just don't want to live any more.

Goodbye cruel world.

To think that he might not be one of us in real life... Oh the disillusionment of disabusal

 

[DeNiro]

Re: Re: Re: Folks disatisfied with Howard Stern's tickling: Bitch here

TIB.

Like everyone else in my business I am a producer pitching a show idea to Howard.
That's a tall order in itself and I need a number of angles to spin in order to get the attention of the Stern show Executive Producers. They stand between me and Howard.

ps- I am swedish TIB!

this is all news to me

Yaqi...can u tell me if this happened????

 

[fitnesstickle]

Personally, I think we should be grateful he does it at all. I have liked what he has done so far just because he's the only one to do it. Approach this very carefully, criticizing at this point could stop a good thing especially now that he has robo-spanker to compete with the tickling. Besides which, from your appearances, they seem to find you to be a little to serious and as a result creepy.

 

[magic fingers]

Please tell him to slow down when he tickles the feet. Way too fast. He does more scratching than tickling, and he moves his hands all over the place never staying on one area for more than a second. Remember move the fingers, not the hands. Use some lotion also. That always helps. Please tell Howard that most of us love his tickling episodes, and he's the only mainstream entertainer who's given us any kind of tickling entertainment. Again we don't want to bother Howard too much about this, because he might just say forget the whole thing

 

[REDONDO_INVESTO]

Please tell Stern >>>>>>>>>>>

Hi Yaqi
Please tell Stern that we like the whole tickling
idea , but here are a few things they could add to
make it more interesting.

#1. Tickle the girls while they are cuffed with
their arms raised , either standing or on a massage
table. It would make for more laughter.
#2. Don't tickle them as hard , but do it longer.
Forceful jabbing is not sexy. Helpless giggles
that go on for a while , are very erotic.
#3. Don't always just tickle the tummy. If you
would just find the most ticklish spot and get
the best laughter.
#4. Do more close-up shots of their feet and their
underarms etc. , while they are being tickled.
We don't want to look at Gary or Artie or Howard.

>>>>>> MY MAIN POINT - tickle longer , but softer and
not in a chair while she is all scrunched up !!!

 

[He-Man]

How about having a contest where the winner gets tickled BY the model instead of her getting tickled..or the contestants have to take tickling as long as possible without giving up ..maybe the prize could be getting to hang out with the model for awhile...I know that's one kind of contest I'd love to participate in.

(you know a little F/M just to change it around a bit..and it might be interesting to see how many people who aren't into tickling like we are would go through that just to meet the model 😛 )

 

[P50]

Okay, serious attempt at a positive contribution here...

How about the beautiful hollywood babe choosing the handsome hollywood hunk she wants to tickle her ?

She can choose the spot she wants him to tickle her.

We can then see which hunks really have the right stuff and which ones could never match up to us.

'Lees and 'Lers could both enjoy this.

Reverse the roles; and ask the hunks which beautiful hollywood babe they would like to tickle.

Stern has enough in his show to attract some really popular stars for this stunt.

Just a suggestion.

 

[Cevin]

Celebrity Requests?

Hey Yaqi... instead of a complaint, can we make a request on who we'd like to see get tickled by Howard? Pssst.... Linsday Lohan!

 

[rockintickler]

Hey All, while I agree that Howard is severely lacking in tickling skills, the bottom line is this-did anyone ever dream in a million years that you'd turn on a mainstream tv show and see the likes of a Pam Anderson, Carmen Electra, Nikki Ziering, etc. tied to a chair and TICKLED????? I remember the first time I saw this on Stern, I almost passed out! Just in the last couple of months alone we've had Nikki, Maria, Jesse Jane, and Shaune Bagwell in the chair, along with another hot girl whose show hasn't aired yet. This is a goldmine, and the last thing we need is a bunch of us whining because it isn't good enough. Keep in mind Howard isn't really a major ticklephile and has already mentioned that the main reason he does this is because the tickle episodes are the highest rated of his E show. I would venture a guess that the reason he stopped the foot tickling was because he probably got a ton of e-mails saying that he sucked doing it, so he decided to switch to upper-body tickling instead. Too many complaints and he might decide to give it up altogether. Why don't we count our blessings and provide the Stern show with positive reinforcement and maybe some friendly requests of who we'd like to see tickled next or how we'd like to see it done, and quit bitching before he decided to pull the plug on the whole thing.