Four Tickle-Bunnies (machine/ffff)

[Sablesword]

CHROME Distribution is an establishment in good standing here on Lorelei Station, despite being 100% owned and operated by inorganics. A manufacturer of restrains and devices, it is best known for its line of TickleToasters (TM). Recently, however, it has branched out with a "PlayToy" line of female merchandise. These include both clones and wild-types of diverse humanoid species, displayed with trademarked "bunny-ear" (or "smeerp-ear") hair-ornaments, and sold under the motto "Cheerful Wenches Bring the Highest Prices."

This motto has been criticized for being counterproductive as a sales pitch, but as CHROME spokes-robot Danger-Buzz-Danger has pointed out, "Advertising does not compute, and so advertising slogans must be generated randomly."