Fred Willard may avoid jail time for porn theater masturbation arrest

[General Zod]

I wonder if a beat cop busted him.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...ust-article-1.1120213?localLinksEnabled=false

I did not know those places still existed.

 

[MrMacphisto]

No need for an arrest if you're just hermanning your peewee.

 

[Cosmo_ac]

What happened to the day where a man could go into an x-rated movie theater and jerk off in peace, without judgement or consequence, unless they got something on the guy jacking beside them? I fear for our world. I really do.

 

[kurchatovium]

Dont the cops have more important people to catch. A guy jerking off in a porn theater is hardly with the time and paper I would think.

 

[kis123]

Uh...please excuse me.......but isn't what porn theaters are for?

I mean I could be wrong........

 

[milagros317]

Dont the cops have more important people to catch. A guy jerking off in a porn theater is hardly with the time and paper I would think.

That's what I was thinking. The cops should spend their time trying to catch people who commit violent felonies, not people who jerk off in a porn theater.

 

[paracarl44]

It is a public place and there are laws against exposing yourself.

 

[Ticklerguy4u]

There would be less incidences like this if females would give old guys a chance to get laid.

 

[ticklishdanny]

hopefully they let him finish his wank before they arrested him

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Beat cop??? Now General Zod....😉 They grabbed him at the climax of the coming attractions! Do the cops have a special set of cuffs for these type of arrests, or would that be.....never mind. Now when he was printed, did they.........? I heard his raincoat was on e-bay, but no bids, how cum?? Yeah, what next, a hooker and john busted at a no-tell motel? :0

 

[Dussicar]

Heh. I saw this on the Colbert Report.

 

[kopfhorer]

I wonder if a beat cop busted him.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...ust-article-1.1120213?localLinksEnabled=false

I did not know those places still existed.

I understand that these kinds of arrests come in spurts (ba-da-bump!).