Frenching with Snail Shell!

[Snail Shell]

Salut! Bienvenue au TMF. Je m’appelle Escargot. Je dis « Guh? » et « Qua? » et « J’aime la tarte ». En Aout, je vais être mangé par un ours.

Aujourd’hui, nous allons rencontre beaucoup de personnes qui font le TMF la plus grande page de chatouillement dans le monde. D’accord? Bon.

Premièrement, nous avons MTP Jeff et Myriads. Ils sont les deux rois du TMF. Myriads est le grand roi du TMF parce qu’il a les plus grandes lunettes. MTP Jeff est le petit roi du TMF jusqu’à ce qu’il achète des lunettes qui sont plus grandes que celles-là de Myriads. La situation, c’est très compliquée.

DVNC, BellaRisa, Mistress Aura, Marauder et plus des autres sont les modérateurs du TMF, ou “Les Modz”. Si vous affichez avec les mots comme “fuck”, Les Modz vont mettre l’affiche dans la poubelle. La poubelle de Les Modz est toujours complète avec les affiches de CrystalLight et AnnieHall, qui disent toujours “fuck”.

CrystalLight boit le Coke Diète. LE DIÈTE COKE SEULEMENT. CrystalLight fume le Coke Diète. LE DIÈTE COKE SEULEMENT. AnnieHall boit et fume aussi, mais elle ne boit pas et ne fume pas toujours le Coke Diète. N’EST PAS LE DIÈTE COKE SEULEMENT.

Affectionate Dan est grand. Euh… il est TRÈS grand. GRAND-grand. D’accord. Regardez-vous cette montagne dans la distance? Ça, C’EST DAN. Comprenez-vous? Bon.

Baldadonis dit que son nom est de l’émission animé « Les Simpson ». C’est faux. Son nom est court pour “Bald, a don is”. Qui est la personne « Don »? Est-il Don vraiment chauve? Qu’est ce que c’est le rapport de Don avec Baldadonis? Personne ne sait vraiment….

Amanda a le nom “BrightEyes” parce qu’elle peut tirer les lasers de ses yeux. Elle tire ses lasers aux ennemis du chat dans le plafond. BrightEyes a aussi un collier joli et rose. Le collier permet à LeeAllure de chatouiller toujours BrightEyes.

ASUTickler est un rhinocéros et est grand. Tortuga est une tortue et est moyenne. Ils vont faire un super-rhino féroce, avec l’armure du tortue et la plus grande corne dans le monde.

RobAce aime parler en TMF Radio à samedi dans la nuit. Il parle les politiques, les sports, la musique, les saucisses, les cheveux de Arstine, les personnes dans la salle de bavarde et les jeux qu’il joue pour le prix de la nuit. Le prix, cependant, n’est pas une saucisse.

Glamorous parle à la lutte dans les affiches. La lutte est quand un grand homme bats un autre grand homme avec une chaise. La lutte est un sport très compliqué. Je ne comprends pas la lutte. Glamourous est très intelligent de comprendre la lutte.

Finalement est Venray. Venray est drôle. Il affiche des choses drôles. Il dit des choses drôles. Après ça, il mange des œufs, il fait les odeurs drôles. Beaucoup de personnes dites que Venray ressemble un morse. Le morse est un animal drôle.

Et maintenant, vous connaissez les membres de TMF. Et vous. Vous êtes aussi avec le TMF. C’est formidable, n’est-ce pas?

Au revoir!

Escargot 😀

 

[chicago]

Translation:

Good day! Welcome to the TMF. I am called Snail. Do I say "Guh?" and "Qua?" and "I LIKE the pie". In Aout, I will be eaten by a bear.

Aujourd’hui, we go meets a lot of persons that do the TMF more big page of tickling in the world. Agreed? Good.

First, we have MTP Jeff and Myriads. They are the two kings of the TMF. Myriads is the big king of the TMF because it has the biggest glasses. MTP Jeff is the small king of the TMF until it buys the glasses that are bigger than those of Myriads. The position, this is very complicated.

DVNC, BellaRisa, Mistress Will Have, Pilfer and more others are the moderating ones of the TMF, or "The Modz". If you post with the words as "fuck", The Modz will put the poster in the garbage can. The garbage can of The Modz always is complete with the posters of CrystalLight and AnnieHall, that always say "fuck".

CrystalLight drinks the Coke Light diet. LIGHT DIET COKE ONLY. CrystalLight smokes the Coke Light diet. LIGHT DIET COKE ONLY. AnnieHall drinks and smokes also, but she does not drink and does not always smoke the Coke Light diet. NOT LIGHT DIET COKE ONLY.

Affectionate Dan is big. Euh… it is VERY big. BIG BIG. Agreed. Do you look at this mountain in the distance? That, THIS IS DAN. Do you understand? Good.

Baldadonis says that his name is animated transmission "The Simpson". It is false. His name is short for "Bald, has gift i's". Who is the person "Gift"? Is it really bald Gift? What is what is the report of Gift with Baldadonis? No one knows really….

Amanda has the name "BrightEyes" because she can pull the lasers of its eyes. She pulls its lasers to the cat enemies in the ceiling. BrightEyes has also a pretty and pink necklace. The necklace allows LeeAllure to always tickle BrightEyes.

ASUTickler is a rhinocéros and is big. Tortuga is a tortoise and is average. They will do a ferocious great-rhinoceros, with the armor of the tortoise and the biggest horn in the world.

RobAce likes to speak in TMF Radio to Saturday in the night. It speaks the political, the sports, the music, the sausages, the hair of Arstine, the persons in the room of gabber and the games that it plays for the night price. The price, nevertheless, is not a sausage.

Glamorous speaks with the fight in the posters. The fight is when a big man beats a big other man with a chair. The fight is a very complicated sport. I do not understand the fight. Glamourous is very intelligent to understand the fight.

Finally is Venray. Venray is funny. It posts funny things. It says funny things. After that, it eats eggs, it does the funny odors. A lot of persons say that Venray resembles a morse. The morse is a funny animal.

And now, you know the members of TMF. And you. You are also with the TMF. It is tremendous, not NOT THIS step?

Good-bye!

Snail

 

[-Hari-]

😀 ah this is good yes? 😀

 

[AffectionateDan]

*wiping tears away to see and type* What a great way to start a Monday morning! EVERYBODY should laugh so hard. EVERYBODY should start the day with a little Frenching the Snail Shell action!

<center> Snaily~~~> <~~~everybody

 

[Deleted member 66627]

heh. My 8th grade french got me less then halfway through that.

Yayzorz for Mai.

fer Snailzorz.

 

[CMartin]

*flashbakcs to French class....*

Tres bien, mon ami!!! Merci!!!

*suddenly, all French-related neurons explode in a 'poof' of smoke and are lost forever*

 

[Dave2112]

Merci de cette conversation d'éclaircissement, escargot. J'ai une grande cuvette de poutine pour vous et du l'en arrière-lard et quelque Molsons. Je frappe également un orignal et pensé te devrait savoir. J'ai sauvé la viande et l'expédierai à vous. Vous avez le courrier vers le haut dans les wilds du Canada, corrects ? Vous avez un beau jour, mon ami.

 

[Deleted member 66627]

Je pense vous avez tous officiellement perdu votre esprit si vous pensez que n'importe qui autrement va pouvoir lire ce qui est bein discuté en ce fil.

Escargot, vous joli beaucoup de roche !

La crème glacée satisfont maintenant ?

 

[venray]

<center>

Escargot devrait être mangé et non entendu....

Ceci devrait être dans le forum international. Non ?....

Frenching avec l'escargot ? J'étais presque araid pour cliquer sur le lien.....

Maintenant je dois au loin fondre du beurre........

(Loosely translated: Snails should be eaten and not heard….

This should be in the international forum. No? ….

Frenching with' snail? I was almost afraid to click on the link .....

Now I must do the melting of butter .....)






Nicely Done

 

[milagros317]

Thanks for the translation, Annie Hall. 😀
Very funny, SS. 😛

 

[Deleted member 66627]

Est-ce qu'escargot vous faites l'allemand aussi bien ou êtes français le principal que vous connaissez ?

Puisque si oui, bien…


Möglicherweise sollte ich nicht auf, Deutsch zu sprechen beginnen, weil es ya oben bumsen konnte ein wenig?

Oder, ich könnte zu sprechen auf Deutsch halten, weil es unterhaltend ist und deutsche Wörter wirklich ein bisschen hübsch sind. Obgleich ich glaube, sind Franzosen viel mehr redegewandt, nicht tun Sie?

Ich könnte über Bügel ons sprechen und einige Leute konnten nicht wissen. Aber, ich tue nicht den. Ich stoppe gerade jetzt.

 

[Snail Shell]

Translation:

Good day! Welcome to the TMF. I am called Snail. Do I say "Guh?" and "Qua?" and "I LIKE the pie". In Aout, I will be eaten by a bear.

Aujourd’hui, we go meets a lot of persons that do the TMF more big page of tickling in the world. Agreed? Good.

First, we have MTP Jeff and Myriads. They are the two kings of the TMF. Myriads is the big king of the TMF because it has the biggest glasses. MTP Jeff is the small king of the TMF until it buys the glasses that are bigger than those of Myriads. The position, this is very complicated.

DVNC, BellaRisa, Mistress Will Have, Pilfer and more others are the moderating ones of the TMF, or "The Modz". If you post with the words as "fuck", The Modz will put the poster in the garbage can. The garbage can of The Modz always is complete with the posters of CrystalLight and AnnieHall, that always say "fuck".

CrystalLight drinks the Coke Light diet. LIGHT DIET COKE ONLY. CrystalLight smokes the Coke Light diet. LIGHT DIET COKE ONLY. AnnieHall drinks and smokes also, but she does not drink and does not always smoke the Coke Light diet. NOT LIGHT DIET COKE ONLY.

Affectionate Dan is big. Euh… it is VERY big. BIG BIG. Agreed. Do you look at this mountain in the distance? That, THIS IS DAN. Do you understand? Good.

Baldadonis says that his name is animated transmission "The Simpson". It is false. His name is short for "Bald, has gift i's". Who is the person "Gift"? Is it really bald Gift? What is what is the report of Gift with Baldadonis? No one knows really….

Amanda has the name "BrightEyes" because she can pull the lasers of its eyes. She pulls its lasers to the cat enemies in the ceiling. BrightEyes has also a pretty and pink necklace. The necklace allows LeeAllure to always tickle BrightEyes.

ASUTickler is a rhinocéros and is big. Tortuga is a tortoise and is average. They will do a ferocious great-rhinoceros, with the armor of the tortoise and the biggest horn in the world.

RobAce likes to speak in TMF Radio to Saturday in the night. It speaks the political, the sports, the music, the sausages, the hair of Arstine, the persons in the room of gabber and the games that it plays for the night price. The price, nevertheless, is not a sausage.

Glamorous speaks with the fight in the posters. The fight is when a big man beats a big other man with a chair. The fight is a very complicated sport. I do not understand the fight. Glamourous is very intelligent to understand the fight.

Finally is Venray. Venray is funny. It posts funny things. It says funny things. After that, it eats eggs, it does the funny odors. A lot of persons say that Venray resembles a morse. The morse is a funny animal.

And now, you know the members of TMF. And you. You are also with the TMF. It is tremendous, not NOT THIS step?

Good-bye!

Snail

You wrecked it! 🙁 lol

Not bad. 🙂 'un morse' means 'a walrus'. Venray looks like a walrus. 🙂

I'm glad I could brighten everyone's day. 😀

Snail Shell

 

[chicago]

You wrecked it! 🙁 lol

Not bad. 🙂 'un morse' means 'a walrus'. Venray looks like a walrus. 🙂

I'm glad I could brighten everyone's day. 😀

Snail Shell

I still thought that shit was hilarious. But what do you expect? I used freetranslation.com.

 

[Deleted member 66627]

I still thought that shit was hilarious. But what do you expect? I used freetranslation.com.

Retentit comme :

J'ai épargné des centaines en commutant mon assurance auto au geico?

😀

 

[Snail Shell]

I still thought that shit was hilarious. But what do you expect? I used freetranslation.com.

hehe Fair enough. I'm sitting here thinking, 'There can't be that many French people in Chicago, can there?!' lol

Snail Shell

 

[Bugman]

This is freakin hilarious!!!

 

[baldadonis]

C'est magnifique, Escargot.

 

[venray]

C'est magnifique, Escargot.

Je concours.

 

[Gothika]

belle histoire dude je sais pas français annie merci pour la transtation

translation:me want snail brainssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 

[Snail Shell]

translation:me want snail brainssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Dude, if you want my brain, you can have it. It's scary enough in here as is. 😀

Snail Shell

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Very interesting. Discuss plz.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Very interesting. Discuss plz.

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Angel77]

Ooh! How happy am I that I can still translate that! I took French for a total of six years but it's been a while. Yay! Yay for me! Oh wait, we're to discuss this........I'll be back!

 

[kered]

Okay.....It's obvious that Snail got into Venray's medication again.