Low_Roads
4th Level Black Feather
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One of King Arthur's knights never went on regular quests; he ran a counter-terrorism force within Camelot castle, always on the lookout for traitors or undercover operatives. He was so important to the kingdom, we remember his name to this day: Sir Valance.
The knight Sir Cumference was charged with insuring that Arthur's Round Table remained perfectly round. Responsibly for any irregularities came within his compass.
Sir Charge was shifted from leading battles to collecting taxes.
One of Arthur's servants received an OBE simply by guaranteeing that all participants could be heard clearly during important conferences: Sir Round-Sound.
And, of course, we all know about the knight who died early thanks to excessive drink: Sir Osis of Liverpool.
Q: Which of Arthur's knights was expelled for ungodly behavior?
A: Sir Duc Sean of the Innocents.
Sir Render, despite his savage name, also disgraced himself and was discharged from the company.
The first British Beefeater: Sir Loyn.
The knight whose duties involved seeing to it that all of Camelot's supplies were kept fresh: Sir Anrapp.
The cleverest of Arthur's knights: Sir Mize.
The angriest of Arthur's knights: Sir Lee.
The one knight in Arthur's company always kept in reserve: Sir Plus.
Sir Price was placed in charge of sneak attacks.
Chief saw-bones of the Royal Physicians: Sir John.
The crazy hermit knight: Sir Tifyabell.
Even Arthur's obscene jester was knighted: Sir Cuss, clown.
Sir Chanrescu saw to it that none of Arthur's knights were ever abandoned on the battlefield.
The one knight who always showed up in exactly the right place at exactly the right time: Sir Andy Pity
This knight was originally a bard: Sir Ennade.
Sir Veyyor was rewarded with knighthood for discovering the perfect site upon which to build Camelot.
The last knight standing after battle: Sir Vyvor.
In the end, Arthur's mind disintegrated and Camelot fell. The cause: too many restless knights.
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The knight Sir Cumference was charged with insuring that Arthur's Round Table remained perfectly round. Responsibly for any irregularities came within his compass.
* * *
Sir Charge was shifted from leading battles to collecting taxes.
* * *
One of Arthur's servants received an OBE simply by guaranteeing that all participants could be heard clearly during important conferences: Sir Round-Sound.
* * *
And, of course, we all know about the knight who died early thanks to excessive drink: Sir Osis of Liverpool.
* * *
Q: Which of Arthur's knights was expelled for ungodly behavior?
A: Sir Duc Sean of the Innocents.
* * *
Sir Render, despite his savage name, also disgraced himself and was discharged from the company.
* * *
The first British Beefeater: Sir Loyn.
* * *
The knight whose duties involved seeing to it that all of Camelot's supplies were kept fresh: Sir Anrapp.
* * *
The cleverest of Arthur's knights: Sir Mize.
* * *
The angriest of Arthur's knights: Sir Lee.
* * *
The one knight in Arthur's company always kept in reserve: Sir Plus.
* * *
Sir Price was placed in charge of sneak attacks.
* * *
Chief saw-bones of the Royal Physicians: Sir John.
* * *
The crazy hermit knight: Sir Tifyabell.
* * *
Even Arthur's obscene jester was knighted: Sir Cuss, clown.
* * *
Sir Chanrescu saw to it that none of Arthur's knights were ever abandoned on the battlefield.
* * *
The one knight who always showed up in exactly the right place at exactly the right time: Sir Andy Pity
* * *
This knight was originally a bard: Sir Ennade.
* * *
Sir Veyyor was rewarded with knighthood for discovering the perfect site upon which to build Camelot.
* * *
The last knight standing after battle: Sir Vyvor.
* * *
In the end, Arthur's mind disintegrated and Camelot fell. The cause: too many restless knights.
