Fuckett List

[McNoodle]

This is the opposite of a bucket list. List things you sure as fuck have no intention of doing before you die. 😀

Skydiving from a hang glider.

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

ROFL! This thread is full of win!

Repairing the neighbour's toilet

 

[James Woods]

Apologizing to anyone in Quahog

 

[RedNeckSanta]

Eating shards of glass with Mustard on them. Everyone knows shards of glass taste better cooked in Okra!

 

[texastickler]

This is awesome. Ok. #1 on my Fucket list is work as a bed pan cleaner.

 

[AmericaRocks]

Working at a cockroach farm.

 

[Jason Reborn]

kiss the most ugliest person in the world

 

[leafstk]

Love this thread, Noodz!!!

On my Fuckett list is my desire to see the Habs win another Cup

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Changing baby diapers LOL

 

[McNoodle]

Engage in a rousing session of scat play.

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Headbutting furniture

 

[Smuggy Bear]

Sandpapering the asshole of a rabid wolverine in a confined space

 

[c7_assassin]

French-kiss a beehive.

 

[McNoodle]

Setting fire to a vintage automobile without insuring it first!

 

[tiklshpunkchick]

wrestling an alligator

 

[Fire_Sprite]

Writing a bucket list.

 

[herts tickler]

shaving my head

 

[april]

Run with the bulls!

 

[General Zod]

Being an ice road trucker.

 

[McNoodle]

Get an elaborate tattoo from a staple gun artist!

 

[paracarl44]

Getting a tattoo anywhere.

 

[General Zod]

Giving up the last word.

 

[paracarl44]

Vacationing in Siberia in winter.

 

[Michael514]

Being a weather forecaster or sports analyst and getting paid to be wrong and still have a job

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Going to the opera