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funny funeral

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A well-known cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral-- I'm a gynecologist." At that point, the proctologist fainted.
 
I've often wondered why anybody would want to be a proctologist.

Now a podiatrist I can understand. 😀
 
Now there is another joke that severely pissed of my neighbours! :jester: :rotate: :bump:
 
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