Funny shit that was said this weekend.

[BrightEyes1082]

Lyz: Do you have cards?

Me: Who has cards?

Lyz: People that like fun shit!







More to come. 😀

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Lyz: I have no desire to put anything in my peehole, particularly gummi bears. That just screams yeast infection.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Me: This is really gay. So gay that if I were a man, I would put my penis in a butthole, that's how gay this is.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Me: you look all shcholarly like aristotle when he discovered the formula for the moon landing
Lyz: i dont think that makes any sense, add it to the thread.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Lyz : who do we know who has big teeth? like julia robertsi in stepmom?

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Amanda (crawling across the living room to the bathroom): I'm a little buzzed.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

lyz; ; don't judge me for my ripped pants. i don't judge you for wearing shorts in february.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Lyz: (to Brent) You didn't even finish your ice! There are children with warm drinks in Ethiopia.

 

[fireguardian]

You are both insane and I adore you for it!

 

[Persephone]

Sounds like you guys are having a blast 😀 Enjoy!

 

[kered]

From the looks of her typing it could be assumed that Mondy is a little liquored up.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

From the looks of her typing it could be assumed that Mondy is a little liquored up.

Yes, yes. We were indeed.

 

[milagros317]

Lyz: I have no desire to put anything in my peehole, particularly gummi bears. That just screams yeast infection.

^ that gets the prize so far IMO. 😀

 

[texastickler]

Too damn funny!

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Just now:

Me: Look! Brent's shirt says 99! It's like 99 Brents instead of
99 cherries, which isn't nearly as awesome.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Paul: I'm going to take my pants off.

Jeff: WHAT???!!!?!?!?!!!!!!!11111111

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Leah: Making a man's voice jump 8 octaves in half a second is awesome.

Me: I disagree.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Brent: He kinda makes me think of the hunchback
of notre dame, but without the hump.

 

[venray]

Of course you realize that when you sober up and actually read this you will be filled with fail....

♥♥♥

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Lyz: Fucking four-fingered Brent!
Paul: Does he really only have four fingers?

 

[BrightEyes1082]

From the looks of her typing it could be assumed that Mondy is a little liquored up.

Of course you realize that when you sober up and actually read this you will be filled with fail....

♥♥♥

WE ARE SOBER YOU FUCKSTICK

 

[venray]

WE ARE SOBER YOU FUCKSTICK

Then that is a megafail.....

 

[Big_Dogg85]

WE ARE SOBER YOU FUCKSTICK

YOU SAID IT WITHOUT REFERENCING THE CANE. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

Would you end up being punished by the lovely Miss Lee for saying it?

For saying it as you did anyway, it gave me a smile. (Sorry Ray 😛 )

 

[BrightEyes1082]

YOU SAID IT WITHOUT REFERENCING THE CANE. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

Would you end up being punished by the lovely Miss Lee for saying it?

For saying it as you did anyway, it gave me a smile. (Sorry Ray 😛 )

LMAO SPAGHATTA NADLE!!!!!!!!1111111111

 

[maniactickler]

Please tell me someone ate the potato salad?