Funny things women can say when men hit on them

[luv2bt&tickled]

😀 Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

 

[njjen3953]

LOL. Thanks Tracy. I could use some of these.

Would you believe I went to sing during Karaoke at a gay bar last week and got hit on by a man? Sheesh.

Jen

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

Glad you liked them Jen! Hey, it is great seeing you post again!

 

[Limeoutsider]

😀

 

[ShiningIce]

Poeple dont actually USE these lines do they??

 

[Stitch62679]

?

Do guys actually use pick up lines still!?!?!?
(not counting asl!!!!! LOL)

 

[TicklingDuo]

Would you believe I went to sing during Karaoke at a gay bar last week and got hit on by a man? Sheesh.
Jen

I'd believe it in a heartbeat, Jen. Our hangout when I was in college happened to be one of the local gay bars. They had the best music and cheapest drinks. There were always as many strait people there as gay.

Ann

 

[Haltickling]

One of the best I've ever heard happened in an bar in California. A man was approaching a gorgeous girl with all the usual text.

She nipped at her drink and retorted cooly: "Well, let's come to the point, man: Do you like f**cking?" The man nodded, quite perplexed. She grinned: "Okay, f**k off then!" 😛

 

[milagros317]

Tracy- These are very funny. Thanks for posting. Glad to see you posting a lot now that you're better.

Jen- Yes, Spenser's threads are wonderful, and should be required reading for anybody attending a gathering. Glad to see you back here.