Thirty-four years ago, Everett Davis, 
a Tennessee Mountain man,
was drafted by the Army.
On his first day of boot camp,
the Army issued him a toothbrush.
That afternoon, an Army dentist
yanked several of his teeth.
On his second day, the Army
issued him a comb.
That afternoon, an Army
barber sheared his head.
On his third day, he was issued
a jock strap.
The Army is still looking for him.
	
		
			
		
		
	
				
			a Tennessee Mountain man,
was drafted by the Army.
On his first day of boot camp,
the Army issued him a toothbrush.
That afternoon, an Army dentist
yanked several of his teeth.
On his second day, the Army
issued him a comb.
That afternoon, an Army
barber sheared his head.
On his third day, he was issued
a jock strap.
The Army is still looking for him.
	
 
 
	


