Mastertank1
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The young Priest is new to the priesthood, and to his parish.
He hears his first day of confessions, and one young man confesses that he talked his girlfriend into giving him a blowjob.
The young clergyman, raised almost from birth in a monastery and seminary, has no idea what that is.
He sets a penance of about an hour's worth of prayers,. From the young man's reaction, he realizes he has let the fellow off very lightly.
Troubled, he requests to see his bishop, who had the same kind of upbringing. He asks;"Your Eminence, what's a blow job?"
The bishop has no idea either. He takes the younger man to consult the archbishop, another product of the church's fine but insular educational system. Again; "Your Eminence, what's a blow job?"
"I really don't know. Let me request a telephone audience with the holy father. Surely the Pope will know!"
Archbishop explains that he needs the answer to a question that he feels sure the Pope can answer for him. Gets on the line and asks; "Your Holiness, what's a blow job?"
"Nowadays, about 12 Euros for a good one. What's it over there?"
Mastertank1
We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.
He hears his first day of confessions, and one young man confesses that he talked his girlfriend into giving him a blowjob.
The young clergyman, raised almost from birth in a monastery and seminary, has no idea what that is.
He sets a penance of about an hour's worth of prayers,. From the young man's reaction, he realizes he has let the fellow off very lightly.
Troubled, he requests to see his bishop, who had the same kind of upbringing. He asks;"Your Eminence, what's a blow job?"
The bishop has no idea either. He takes the younger man to consult the archbishop, another product of the church's fine but insular educational system. Again; "Your Eminence, what's a blow job?"
"I really don't know. Let me request a telephone audience with the holy father. Surely the Pope will know!"
Archbishop explains that he needs the answer to a question that he feels sure the Pope can answer for him. Gets on the line and asks; "Your Holiness, what's a blow job?"
"Nowadays, about 12 Euros for a good one. What's it over there?"
Mastertank1
We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.
