Gay Muslim Bar at Ground Zero?

[Libertine]

Greg Gutfield from Fox News’ Red Eye announced via his blog that he is actively speaking to investors and plans to open a gay bar next door to the controversial mosque being built near Ground Zero in New York. To make matters worse (better?) the bar will be specifically designed to cater to homosexuals of the Islamic faith.

Among the names suggested have been:

Turban Cowboys
Suspicious Packages
Submission
Out-fidels
Brokeback Mecca
Très Sheik
Infidelicious
Sheik Yerboutie
The Camel's Hump
Allah's Closet
The Pink Crescent
The Queeran
JiHot!
The Sphinx's Sphincter
Ram-a-Dan
Turbinatrix
Lady Agha
Al-Gayee-Da
Religion of Piece
Allah CockBar
Yassir, That's My Booty
I-Slam
Homohammed's
The Ba'ath House
House of Saudomy
The Circle Turk
You Mecca Me Hot
The Lonesome Camel
We Put the Ass in Madrassa
Sandjobs
Osama's Been Ridden
The Holy City of Me-Cum
I Dream of Weannie
Talibuns
Sodom Hussain's
Gayrabs
Eid-el-Fukker
Amman!
Hiz Buggah

....Any more you guys can think of?

 

[Bohemianne]

Saucy-side Bombing
Mohammered
Burqwham

 

[MrMacphisto]

LMAO... (laughing my afghan off)

Those were great...

Ram-A-Dan is probably my favorite....

 

[milagros317]

There also needs to be a huge liquor store, a gigantic outdoor barbecue restaurant exclusively serving roast pork, and a great big dog grooming parlor. 😛