>Two women who had been friends for years, decided to
>go for a Girls Night Out, and were decidedly
>over-enthusiastic on the martinis. Incredibly drunk,
>and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom.
>
>They were very near a cemetery and one of them
>suggested they wiz behind a headstone. The first woman
>had nothing to dry herself with so she thought she'd
>take off her panties, use them, then throw them away.
>
>Her friend, however, was wearing rather expensive
>underwear and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky
>to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on
>one of the graves. She dried herself with the
>ribbon. After finishing, they then made off for home.
>
>The next day the first woman's husband phoned the
>other husband and said, "This girls night out thing
>has got to stop right now. My wife came home last
>night without her panties."
>
>"That's nothing." said the other husband, "Mine came
>home with a card stuck to her ass that said, "FROM ALL
>OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU."
>go for a Girls Night Out, and were decidedly
>over-enthusiastic on the martinis. Incredibly drunk,
>and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom.
>
>They were very near a cemetery and one of them
>suggested they wiz behind a headstone. The first woman
>had nothing to dry herself with so she thought she'd
>take off her panties, use them, then throw them away.
>
>Her friend, however, was wearing rather expensive
>underwear and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky
>to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on
>one of the graves. She dried herself with the
>ribbon. After finishing, they then made off for home.
>
>The next day the first woman's husband phoned the
>other husband and said, "This girls night out thing
>has got to stop right now. My wife came home last
>night without her panties."
>
>"That's nothing." said the other husband, "Mine came
>home with a card stuck to her ass that said, "FROM ALL
>OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU."
This one is terrific! I'm gonna email it to my wife at work. The girls will love it! 
