Girls of TT, sound off!

[AphroditeRabbit]

lmao Huzzah brings back some good memories of Win Ben Steins Money....*Ahem* I mean...TITTIES! Well if you don't like titties, there's rack- bazoongas- boobies-turkey poppers- hills- mountains- Jahoobs- mammaries- the twins- the ladies- and betty and veronica 😉

 

[nessonite1]

...jugs, twin peaks, the milk bar, dirty pillows, boulders....

Wait...are we trying to keep men from posting in this thread by talking about boobs?? That won't work!! I suggest we talk about something that will scare the men away...ideas...
1. Gay men
2. Menstual cycles
3. Child birth pain
4. Shopping
5. Trendy diets
6. Gynecologocal exams

 

[nessonite1]

Oh yeah! I'd like it if you chicks out there would reply to the original post and introduce yourselves! 😀

 

[AphroditeRabbit]

I never understood why some men wanted to be gynecologists. Most women go there when they have a problem. You'd think that would scar a guy seeing like rats flying out of it around the room but all they can think is...."It's there...gotta seeee it"

 

[AphroditeRabbit]

BTW: BOULDERS?!?!!? wtf Ness lmao, I just picture this woman with huge rocks where her knockers should be...hm...BIG milk bars.....like.....5 bartenders

 

[MayDay1]

...jugs, twin peaks, the milk bar, dirty pillows, boulders....

Wait...are we trying to keep men from posting in this thread by talking about boobs?? That won't work!! I suggest we talk about something that will scare the men away...ideas...
1. Gay men
2. Menstual cycles
3. Child birth pain
4. Shopping
5. Trendy diets
6. Gynecologocal exams

Aw Ness, you should know better than this. You know I got a BIIIIIIIIIIIG MOUTH! I can talk about anything! Observe!

1. I have several gay friends. Why would this be an issue?
2. Hey Bloody Mary! Not on the carpet!
3. Ever get kicked in the jimmy? Of course not. It's about the same on the pain scale. And you can take morphine to ease your pain.
4. I found these pants that make my firm little apple look real fuggin' good! You should see 'em!
5. The best diet there is? Tape worms! It works for jockeys and it can work for you!
6. Vaginas are my friends.

 

[nessonite1]

You'd think that would scar a guy seeing like rats flying out of it around the room

Oh my!! AR I'm hoping you're not using this forum to pick up guys cause you just sent them ALL running!!

Mayday...You're braver than I thought, young Jedi!

1. Know how guys dig seeing two girls tohether? Well the reverse applies for a lot of women. 😀
2. But can you discuss with me various forms of hygene products?
3. Guys recover from getting kicked in the delicate area in a matter of minutes or, if it's real bad, hours. I could barely walk for two weeks and couldn't sit for one. Getting kicked doesnt require stitches. Have YOU ever had a needle down there?? 😛
4. Your firm little apple? Do I even want to know??
5. Write a book. make millions.
6. I thought dogs were man's best friend?

 

[MayDay1]

Oh my!! AR I'm hoping you're not using this forum to pick up guys cause you just sent them ALL running!!

Mayday...You're braver than I thought, young Jedi!

1. Know how guys dig seeing two girls tohether? Well the reverse applies for a lot of women. 😀
2. But can you discuss with me various forms of hygene products?
3. Guys recover from getting kicked in the delicate area in a matter of minutes or, if it's real bad, hours. I could barely walk for two weeks and couldn't sit for one. Getting kicked doesnt require stitches. Have YOU ever had a needle down there?? 😛
4. Your firm little apple? Do I even want to know??
5. Write a book. make millions.
6. I thought dogs were man's best friend?

1. What? Watching a two man sausage fight gets you randy?
2. Does douche really taste like cinnimon?
3. As a matter of fact yes I have taken a needle in the berries. It wasn't fun. And the barely walkin' thing applies here two as well as speaking two octave higher, peeing in every direction at once, and no fun use for until the swelling and bruising go down.
4. My ass. I've been told it's quite magnificent 😀
5. Chapter one: swallow a tape worm. Chapter two: let it do it's work. Where's my money?
6. I can't fuck a dog.

 

[amywood]

Oh my!! AR I'm hoping you're not using this forum to pick up guys cause you just sent them ALL running!!?

No she didn't. At least, not all.

3. Guys recover from getting kicked in the delicate area in a matter of minutes or, if it's real bad, hours. I could barely walk for two weeks and couldn't sit for one. Getting kicked doesnt require stitches. Have YOU ever had a needle down there?? 😛

One word: Vasectomy.

 

[Jaynin]

I wasn't sent running... I was sent to work for two days straight and too pooped to come post! 😛

Oh btw Ness, you'll never scare me off with something so mundane as a female topic. >.> Although in saying that, I seem to support your original comment...

The ladies are talking (blush) breasts (I can't bring myself to say "titties," though I just did), but what was Jaynin referring to?

And, Missy Val, if you're still interested (and brave enough) to see what I was talking about, you can take a look at it by clicking on the link. FYI Red Mage is the one on the far left, with the red hat and cape.

8-bit Theater

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

I never understood why some men wanted to be gynecologists. Most women go there when they have a problem. You'd think that would scar a guy seeing like rats flying out of it around the room but all they can think is...."It's there...gotta seeee it"

NO HARD FEELINGS, EXCEPT IN THE PENIS I APPARENTLY NEVER HAD. I'M SENDING AR( AKA BUNNY BABE) A BOX OF 'DCON' BRAND TAMPONS JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE! LOL! I ALWAYS THOUGHT PUSSY KILLED RATS???

 

[MistressValerie1]

Re "boulders" (lol), in my case it's more like Shakira's memorable line in "Whenever, Wherever":

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains"

Thanks, Jaynin, for the link -- I sort of vaguely recall "charisma scores" from an RP board game some guys had at college 🙂 (In fact, some of those guys dressed kinda like Red Mage, lol!)

Last but not least, I luv GT's line about pussy killing rats 😀

Happy squishing,

 

[AcornaMordor]

I would equivilate being kicked in the jimmies with peeling a 1-inch strip of skin off your leg while shaving. Let me quote home improvement a moment "Men don't know about pain. When he goes to the john and squeezes out a 9-pound ham, then he can talk about pain." or something to that effect.

 

[nessonite1]

LOL I always liked the line in the original "Look Who's Talking" movie;
"You try squeezing something the size of a watermelon through a hole the size of a lemon and see how YOU feel." LOLOL
KWIM, Acorna...I cut myself badly the first time I tried to shave my legs and have been VERY careful since then!
On the topic of shaving...has anyone (girls) ever shaved themselves you-know-where? 😛 I KNOW the guys havent tried that one 😀

 

[amywood]

On the topic of shaving...has anyone (girls) ever shaved themselves you-know-where? 😛 I KNOW the guys havent tried that one 😀

I didn't do it, but it was done before the vasectomy. A few days later, after the swelling went down, the hair started to grow back and... well... "itch".

 

[Iluv2Btickled]

OK...been a while since I posted here and WOW have you guys gotten off topic. But to answer Ness, isnt in normal for a woman to shave down there? 😉

 

[MayDay1]

Once again Ness assumes too much. I shaved (well, trimmed really) my love jungle for my girlfriend and have kept doing it after we broke up for hygene reasons. It's not bald but its pretty short.

 

[nessonite1]

isnt in normal for a woman to shave down there?

It's normal for women to shave their "bikini line" when they are going to be wearing tinyunderwear or swim suits but other than that it's not necessary. You can do it for aesthetic reasons but I'd think the possibility of irritation and ingrown hairs make it a hassle.
Anyway I was talking about a complete baldy shave. 😛 I've doneit a few times and I've read that applying regular stick deoderant afterwards will keep it from getting irritated.
MayDay, nope, a crew cut doesn't count. No razors involved, you big baby. 😀 😀 It's good to give it a trim though as it does keep things cooler in the summer. 😀

 

[Jaynin]

You know, I have this feeling that my presence somehow induces off-topicness. ^_^;; It's happened before.

 

[FemaleTickleFan]

Hello, I'm new here. I'm 37, soon to be 38 in september (yikes!!) LOL I love movies of all types from horror to classic, all sorts of music, I love reading when I can, I'm addicted to ebay because I'm a seller (it puts money in my bank account while I'm in between jobs) and I like making friends. I'm also learning Italian and love Adriano Celentano's music! I also think his daughter Rosalinda is a brilliant actress.

I'm single but definately not interested in looking right now. I have been interested in tickling my whole life really. Nice to have found this forum!

😀

 

[MistressValerie1]

Hi, Bare, and welcome to the forum! 🙂 It's wonderful to see new tickle gals participate, since there are only about a dozen who post regularly.

I'm sure that you'll enjoy it here 🙂

Happy tickling,

 

[AphroditeRabbit]

HA! Don't make me laugh with silly talk of hygiene products. I am the queen of saying and knowing the sickest things of anyone I'm aquainted with. Or atleast that's what everyone tells me with who I am aquainted 😉 Also kinky.

And about that shaving thing, yes Ness knows I do 😛 (best not to ask why). And if you apply baby oil after you shave you don't get razor burn and you get extra smooth. A two for one deal I'd say! Or if you sit in the warm steam of the room, it lessens the burns. (Buy shaving gel with lanolin or baby oil helps). I HATE hair down there with a passion...well...hair in general besides facial and whatnot...so yes, I do anyway.

btw: Mayday if you are comparing the pain of birthing to the pain of getting kicked in your dick, how could you say it's worse if you don't have anything to birth with? I'd say it's some double standards there with no one knowing what hurts worse for which gender...unless you asked a transsexual who was previously female who had a kid and now has a fully functional member.

Ness: I don't need to pick up guys in the forum, I already have one -laughs-. Although I'd say if I was trying I wouldn't be talking about random breasts.

Awwww Georgia how thoughtful you bought be a dozen tampons! Let's call it a date 😉 (And I made the rats flying-out-of-their comment because it was the first thing that came to mind for some reason).

 

[nessonite1]

AR I'm not really sure I want to know why these sorts of things pop into your mind!
I will say though that should the TT Vixen's Vacation ever come to be you are guest #1 on my list just because next to you I'd look practically sane!

 

[AphroditeRabbit]

Guest number one?! Sweet ass!

 

[naveltkltr1350]

AR I'm not really sure I want to know why these sorts of things pop into your mind!
I will say though that should the TT Vixen's Vacation ever come to be you are guest #1 on my list just because next to you I'd look practically sane!

Yes Nessie, that same girl still says IM :weird: crazy!! lmfao Im trying to find out what that makes her! :happy: J/K Krystle!