Give that Judge a Big Hand!!!

[the_Baron]

A daily news article today discusses an Oklahoma City Judge that does strange things in court.

It says, in part:

............the judsge allegedly masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections on the bench, while court was in session.


........a clerk told state officials she once saw the Judge shaving the area around his genitals with a disposable razor, while he was on the bench.


well folks, there's your answer. if you can't find the time at home, shave your genitals in court. i've always said this.

 

[Lynchy]

A big hand indeed! hahaha

Where are people's priorities these days? 😛

 

[MrMacphisto]

I've heard of a hung jury, but a hung judge?

 

[Mitchell]

Honestly, and this is only my opinion. That judge should either receive counseling for his inappropriate sexual actions, or be debenched. A court house is a highly inappropriate place to do one's masturbating, unless it is in a rest room stall, and even then, it's questionable. Think of how he would react if an attorney before him had a concealed table, and either masturbated before him, or fondled a co attorney, even if consentual. It just is inappropriate behavior for a courthouse. If one were to criticize his character, that guy gives new and credible meaning to the nickname: "Judge Jerk Off!" LMAO!


Mitch

 

[TKpervert]

Well if you're hauled up before the bench, it's a good thing to have a happy, distracted judge.

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

KInda gives new meaning to ALL RISE. 🙄 😀

 

[venray]

Here come da judge...here come da judge.....


🙄

 

[the_Baron]

very good ann and ray.

i like those.

we may as well turn this into a double enteundre thread.

so, if he was presiding over the OJ simpson case, what would the words "if it don't fit, you gotta acquit" have meant?

 

[Knox The Hatter]

I'm vaguely remembering a Monty Python sketch with gay barristers, and one says to the other, "how did your summing up go?"

 

[the_Baron]

knoxie, totally OT, but i am remembering neil simon's "cheap detective".

eileen brennan's character says to peter falk's character:

....i get off at two. don't you think two is a good time to get off?