glow-in-the-dark condoms?

[wishiswish]

hi guys...

i just sat here and wondered... what do you think of them (glow-in-the-dark condoms, that is)? Any experience / comments / ideas?

I haven't tried them myself yet, but it wouldn't work with me anyway, because somehow anytime i think of wearing one in darkness, the words "yoinga-yoinga-yoinga" just come to my mind...


nik

 

[grippedchimp]

A novel invention, that. Gives the inaccurate males out there to hit the target. Mind you, they can be a worthy alternative to arena concert glowsticks. That said, you have to be standing on someone's shoulders while you wiggle it... wait, what was the subject again? 😀

 

[Neutron]

Nope..

But I know two ladies who put condoms on using only their mouth. It rocks!

Tron

 

[BigJim]

I've got a friend at work who came home one night to be met by his girlfriend suggesting that they use these things to make love in the dark. She suggested that he get his soldier standing at attention, then put one on and call out to her. At this point she'd run in the room and leap on him.
I asked if she was surprised at the effect it had.

"Fucking right!" he responded. "I put it over the bedpost."

 

[narin]

again... ewwwww

dude, i hope she's had children...

 

[Marauder]

Every time I think of glow-in-the-dark condoms, I see...

...a dark room...

...two glowing rods bounce-bounce-BOUNCING towards one another, one luminescent red, one green...

...and then I hear a wheezing voice asking...

.."*KSSS-kch, KSSS-kch* Who's your daddy, Luke?"


Then, I wake up, face contorted in a silent scream of horror.

 

[BigJim]

Every time I think of glow-in-the-dark condoms, I see...

...a dark room...

...two glowing rods bounce-bounce-BOUNCING towards one another, one luminescent red, one green...

...and then I hear a wheezing voice asking...

.."*KSSS-kch, KSSS-kch* Who's your daddy, Luke?"


Then, I wake up, face contorted in a silent scream of horror.

The Force ISN'T strong with this one! 😀

 

[BigJim]

Re: again... ewwwww

dude, i hope she's had children...

Dinna worry. That was actually only a joke that goes round every now and again. It didn't actually happen. 🙂