Godmodding thread

[His Divine Shadow]

*Sings*
Vaiyo A-O
A Home Va Ya Ray
Vaiyo A-Rah
Jerhume Brunnen G

Vaiyo A-O
A Home Va Ya Ray
Vaiyo A-Rah
Jerhume Brunnen G

Vaiyo A-Rah
Jerhume Brunnen G

*KABOOM!*

 

[nessonite1]

cheep!!

"Good lord he's speaking Klingon!"

*cannon ball flies and punches a perfect round hole into the side of Fort Koopa*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

(Brunnen G, actually. See attached file. *Sniffle* Makes me cry...ah, Lexx...)
Direct hit! *Reloads with thousands of marble-sized balls*

 

[nessonite1]

*listens*
wha....?

*ingnites cannon again*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

(You need to have seen Lexx to fully get it. 'Tis from the very first scene of the very first move which was also the very first season.)

We need to set it ablaze, yarr. *Loads oily rags*

 

[nessonite1]

*cheeps angrily*
"it's made of stone, you fool!"

 

[His Divine Shadow]

I never professed to be a SMART pirat, yarr. *Adds nitro glycerin to mix* That'll burn ya...if ya don't blow me up first. *Lights fuse*

 

[nessonite1]

*scampers under his hat and cheeps pitiously*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Cannon fires and, miraculously, doesn't take half the ship with it* Yarr, birdie, can ya see the damage? I canna tell through all the smoke.

 

[nessonite1]

*stays safely hidden under the hat, where oxygen remains plentiful*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Kaff kaff* Birdie! Where'd ya go? *Stumbles about*

 

[nessonite1]

*is throws around*
cheep!!!

 

[His Divine Shadow]

I hear ya but I canna see ya. Avast! *Runs into a mast* ARRR!

 

[nessonite1]

*HDSs hat topples off his head and nessie is knocked unconscious on the deck*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

My poor first mate! *Picks up had and bird* We'll get them for what they did to you! *Presses a button. Doors in the deck open and a giant piratical laser cannon rises up*

 

[nessonite1]

*lays limply in his hand, feathers rumpled and eyes shut*

*a midget runs onto the deck and screams "If you had a lasar cannon why didnt you use it before?!" and runs out*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Avast, ye midget! XD *Mouth-to-mouth* Fire, ye blasted laser! *Laser hums and sends out a bright beam*

 

[nessonite1]

*Fort Koops begins glowing red*

*sputters and comes to life*
Cheep cheep cheep!
"Why Captain HDS! I thought this was just a professional relationship!"

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Yarr, it be not like that. Try to save someone's life and they chew you out...

 

[nessonite1]

*bites HDS's lower lip and hangs on*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Ow! Avast! Avast! I've been smote! *Flaps arms and runs around, candles in beard flaring up*

 

[nessonite1]

CHEEEP!!!!!!

*hangs on in terror as the flames lick at her parakeet tail*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Realizes the laser is still on* Oh dear. *Pauses* Methinks we have a problem...*Island is a pile of molten slag*

 

[nessonite1]

*now has a seered bottom*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Then why'd ye bite me lip, lass? XD What are we going to do about that island...fortress is gone...but nothing to plunder...;_;