Godmodding thread

[-Kunoke-]

*uses infinate power to pop himself into the thread magically*

Look what we have here. A giant, and a bunch of chibis.

*creates a bowl of clam chowder out of recycled aluminum and heats it with his laser vision*

Mmmm. Chowder.

 

[Budweiserbob!]

*draws cartoon button on the wall and press' it which automatically makes koopas shoes blow up*

>.>

Wasn't me

<.<

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Chibi Koopa? 😵

***Goes flying into orbit due to shoes blowing up***

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*Opens a portal in space that the Earth flies through, coming out in a universe where everything is the reverse of this one. It contains chibi BudweiserBob, and everyone else is over 7' tall. 😀*

*Eats the Empire State Building and spits out the spire which impales a random spy satellite*

Whose was that, anyway?

 

[Hungarian21]

Dunno, but thanx! I was gonna go there and stand in a 2 day line, but thanx to you, that ridiculus idea is gone! :happy:
*Hypnotizes pretty college girls and ties them to a tickle-bed* 😛 All are welcome to join in the fun! 😀

 

[nessonite1]

*Hypnotizes pretty college girls and ties them to a tickle-bed* All are welcome to join in the fun!

awwright!

*transforms to Super Sayan 4 nessie and breaks free from where she stands, frozen to the ground*
*sails high into the air*
KamehameHAAA!!!
*blasts beam of energy toward bed, blowing it and all girls involved into bits*

 

[Budweiserbob!]

...

*talks in high pitched, heliumated type voice because he is chibi sized thanks to koopa*

DBZ (or GT in this case) fan nessie?

*makes a gigantic mallet appear in hand and chases koopa around*

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Like I'm so scared of being chased by chibi Budweiser Bob with a mallet. BTW, is that a left-handed mallet? 😛

*Rewinds time, bringing pretty college girls back to life and reconstitutes the bed into a set of stocks for multiple feet. Nessie oddly finds herself locked in the stocks with the pretty college girls, and all that can be seen of them is their feet. Puts a sign up saying:

Guess which feet belong to Nessonite! Price: £1 to play. Prize for fastest correct answer: A £10 book token and 10 days of tickle-time with Nessie's feet.*

Well Nessie, that's what you get for blowing up innocent pretty little college girls! 😛

 

[Budweiserbob!]

*clicks fingers*

*grows back to original size, and mallet grows just as big*

So koopa, you still not affraid! >=D

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Budweiser Bob, wouldn't you rather try your luck at spotting Nessonite's feet in the crowd? I'll let you have a free go. ***Motions to stocks with a dozen pairs of feet sticking out***

***While Budweiser Bob is considering the offer, I run - so fast, I break the wind barrier; you can tell this by the smell of rotten eggs that wafts over the area... 😛***

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*blasts beam of energy toward bed, blowing it and all girls involved into bits*

And the power of "energy" is vast indeed. XD

EDIT by HDS: that attack convinced me...nessles is godlike

 

[Budweiserbob!]

1) *LOL at HDS' comment*
2) Yes, I will have a go.

*tickles all the feet there in happiness*

 

[nessonite1]

*hurls obcenities at HDS, most of which find their target*
*Jay pops up from nowhere to blast HDS out of the sky for taking over his job of typos hitler*
*and since this IS the godmodding thread....*

*godmods the typo out*

*it isn't hard to spot which feet are nessie's as she is still chibisized*

*gnaws through restraints and flies up a tree. Breaking off a branch to use as a magic wand she turns buddybob's fingers into man-eating pirannahs that just LOOK like human fingers.*

Guess he's in for a bit of a shock next time he tries for a little wankery. ^_^

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Vaporizes*

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Why on earth do you need a magic wand, Nessie? You can already godmod, so it's rather redundant...

*Calls forth my legions of terror....and calls fifth my legions of very bad comedy*

 

[Cbarton]

::;finds miracle grow attachemnet....uses it...I grow back to normal size.....aim attachment at Nessie::::

 

[Hungarian21]

::;finds miracle grow attachemnet....uses it...I grow back to normal size.....aim attachment at Nessie::::

*copies device, makes one for self* Last thing we need is a Chibi Hungarian... 🙄

 

[Hungarian21]

Hey, Koopa! 😀

Here's whats came up for Chibi Koopa on Google. 😛
Now I know EXACTLY what you look like. 😎 Maybe you should keep personal photoes like this of the net... :happy:

By the way.... 🙄 Are you the third one? Then the other 2 must be... :wooha: :weird:

 

[nessonite1]

(I always liked Iggy Koopa!)

Hey now! *dives out of the way of Ky*
I wanna stay chibi!

 

[Cbarton]

"Ahh Nessie....you're 'taking the fun all outta this..." :::😛uts on nightvision goggles...laser sight....looks for Nessie;::

 

[nessonite1]

*flits around, ducking behind random generic NPCs*

 

[-Kunoke-]

You know, this is a great time for some random food coming from nowhere.

*points to the sky and lightning strikes him, then a portal linking to another dimension rips open and millions of banana cream pies stream out, covering everyone in fruity sugary goodness*

BANANA CREAM PIE FOR ALL!

*snaps his fingers and is magically clean, then floats into the sky to observe the chaos he has created*

Mmmm. Chaos. The other other other white meat. Perhaps Ness can hide among the pie. 😀

 

[nessonite1]

*is hit squarely with a pie. mini chibi ness, now coated with filling, falls to the earth and is trapped beneath the pie tin*

 

[-Kunoke-]

*is hit squarely with a pie. mini chibi ness, now coated with filling, falls to the earth and is trapped beneath the pie tin*

ROFL 😀

Attack of the banana cream pies.

At least it will be hard for all the crazy godmodding ticklers of the thread to attack you. I mean, finding a chibi in a mess of millions of pies can't be easy.

Lets see...this is missing something...hmm.

I think we need...some candy! But what kind I wonder. How about...TOOTSIE ROLLS ANYONE?

*opens another random portal and tootsie rolls start spilling out, plummeting down to the sea of pie and striking the pie covered thread goers*

*yells to Ness over the ear shattering rumble of the tootsie rolls*

HEY! NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO STAY UNDER THAT THING! IT WILL MAKE A GOOD SHEILD!

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

***Eats his way through a massive proportion of the banana-nanana cream pies, before finally falling to the ground, too bloated to move***

Oooooh...that was a bad idea. And out of those three, I think I'd be Lemmy Koopa, the 1st one. 🙂 I hate exercise.

***Whips out a portable tracking device from my hammerspace, and activates it to locate Nessonite under the mass of cream pies. It instead locates a Nessonite-like plushie***

Damn! ***A bolt of lightning strikes and attaches to the ground, and then begins to make a single continuous gouge in the landscape, incinerating everything in its' random path***

 

[Hungarian21]

ROFL 😀

Attack of the banana cream pies.

At least it will be hard for all the crazy godmodding ticklers of the thread to attack you. I mean, finding a chibi in a mess of millions of pies can't be easy.

Lets see...this is missing something...hmm.

I think we need...some candy! But what kind I wonder. How about...TOOTSIE ROLLS ANYONE?

*opens another random portal and tootsie rolls start spilling out, plummeting down to the sea of pie and striking the pie covered thread goers*

*yells to Ness over the ear shattering rumble of the tootsie rolls*

HEY! NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO STAY UNDER THAT THING! IT WILL MAKE A GOOD SHEILD!

You should know better than to place Banana Cream Pie and Tootsie Rolls in front of a Hungry Hungarian... 😍 :wooha: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, BECAUSE IF YOU ARE IN THERE, MY HUNGARIAN TASTE WILL DEVOUR YOU!!!!
*starts eating everything in sight* :wooha: Wait! *stops* Must resist.... :sharp_tee must save artists.... :sharp_tee :sharp_tee cant gain back lost pounds.... :weird: diets are just too hard to do over!..... 😎