Godmodding thread

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

2 to 1 against...
1 to 1 against...
2 to 1 on....
...
Zero...
i to 1 on. We have now reached this thread's standard probability once more.

*After sucessive reboots, is now one standard deviation to the left of something. Also, the Nessodile has become a separate entity from TT's very own Nessie... O_O

 

[Big_Dogg85]

*enters to see everything returned to normal.

I see, and now to continue the cycle: what returns to normalsy...must be ruined!!

* waves hand then watches as HDStree splits and turns into both the HDStus and HDSsDS and both begin to multiply exponentially. sees Major Kusanagi walk by. wipes eyes

Damned mirages!

 

[Hungarian21]

*looks at Tree HDS (TDS). Brings out a giant chainsaw* YEEEEHAAA!

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Falls on Hunga Din, crushing him*

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Ooooooooo, that hurts in many languages!!!

*turns kimiko and nessie back into cats...lynxes to be precise.

Major note to all: claws hurt!!!

 

[nessonite1]

*is still a disembodied voice, and therefore could not change into anything*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Begins to decay and sprout the most dangerous of 'shrooms*

 

[Cbarton]

:::lays out bowl of warm milk spiked with valerian (active ingredient of cat-nip) for the kimiko lynx:::

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*HDS grows so many mushrooms that he turns into a mushroom cloud... ZING! 😛

And Nessie and Kimi BOTH turned into lynxes? Ah, so that would be the dreaded Lynx effect... DOUBLE ZING! 😛 😛 😛 😎*

 

[Sockstickler]

It could be worse. It could be the dreaded Sausage Lynx effect 😛

 

[nessonite1]

*is still a disembodied voice so was unable to change into anything*

 

[Sockstickler]

*Snaps fingers and conjures up a body for disembodied voice. Only thing is, said body is based off the catgirl in Ness's signature*

 

[nessonite1]

*floats down and inhabits body*

I don't mind this...it's meant to be me anyway =^_^=

 

[Sockstickler]

Yeah, and like you said, catgirls are better than girlcats 🙂

 

[Big_Dogg85]

*creates monument to his german shepherd Cleo, who passed away due to cancer

You fought long and hard, I will miss you my friend!

*spawns 7 soldiers for 21 shot salute, socks gets shot by accident.

 

[Sockstickler]

*Falls to the ground. Before I pass on, I salute the memorial* She lived a dog, and died a hero.

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*Turns inexplicably into a girlcat* Aye carumba!

*Is sighted by the soldiers, who form a hunting party*

So now there's a party? - why wasn't I invited? 😛

 

[Cbarton]

:😛uts out catnip and milk for Koopa too, then dons hutning garb::

"release the hounds!"

 

[Sockstickler]

Oh sure. No one notices the dead guy lying here... :dead:

 

[Cbarton]

::steps over dead guy while settign down catnip and milk....uses coffin attachement on TMSV to suck up Sockstickler.....sending his body into the embalming fluid tank attachement for proper 'pickling"..::::

 

[Sockstickler]

*floats lifelessly in embalming tank*

 

[ILove2Tickle1]

::dumps "Night of the Living Dead" toxin in Sockstickler's tank:: Rise, my brain eating zombie! Rise!

 

[Sockstickler]

*Rises out of the tank and slowly walks out, lumbering around, with only a hint of a swagger as a trace of the man I once was*

 

[ILove2Tickle1]

::grabs a slingshot with a life potion for ammo:: Now if I can only hit him in the mouth with it......

 

[Sockstickler]

*Continues silently stalking forward*