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Godmodding thread

*nessonite accepts the shovel with a nod of her head. She looks back to the hole, which now measures about 4 feet long by 2 feet wide by 2 feet deep.
A chilly January breeze moves through the thread. nessonite turns toward it and lets it blow the hair from her face. taking a deep breath of the crisp air she turns back and lets the nose of the new shovel fall into the ground, preparing to extend the hole to make it wider.
She pauses, peering down into the hole as if there was something there. Nobody else may have noticed but nessonite saw a small spider, about the size of her thumbnail, scurrying up the side. She waits patiently for it to make it's way out.
She steps on the back of the shovel with renewed energy and falls back into a steady rhythm of digging and chucking the earth onto the growing mound beside her.*
 
A nice bit of shovelling your doing there, followed by a disturbing yet poiniant turn of phrase....

*Kimiko sits cross legged by the hole, peering in curiously to its shadowy depths. Offering Nessonite a drink to quench her thirst, she continues to stare, a glaze covering her hair. Momuntarily blown over by the January breeze, she rights herself again, and leans over further to inspect.*
 
Whenever this thread gets direction, other than six feet under, let me know... 🙂

*prepares to watch shootout with beer in hand...

I would help, but chances are I would just get in the way...
 
*leaps into past-tense*
*nessonite continued to dig for a solid hour before giving the shovel one final toss, nose first, into the dirst. At about 3 feet deep was reaching the end of the soft, sandy surface and had begun to hit clay. This depth woud have to do.
She stepped back for a moment, one hand on her hip and the other pulling the hair from her sweaty brow. She took a deep breath and admired her work. Not bad, she thought. 3 feet deep and a good 6" by 3" hole. The sides were straight, the walls solid, and even the corners were even and roughly square.
She sat at the edge of the hole, next to kimiko. She pulled her lunchbox toward her, which happened to be a cute pink Hello Kitty lunchbox WITH matching thermos. Opening it she inspected it's contents. Tuna fish sandwich on white bread, an apple, a banana, and 3 oreo cookies. Her face fell.
"Anything but tuna...and the apple is green" she sighed to herself. She took out the cookies and the banana and tried to make the best of it. Knowing that her emmense hunger would go unsatisfied took some of the joy of finishing The Hole out of the afternoon.*
 
*Kimiko noticed Nessonite's Face fall when she inspected her lunchbox. Pulling out her own black lunchbox, she opened it up and offered Nessonite one of her sandwiches in exchange for the tuna ones.*
 
nessonite caught Kimiko's offer in the corner of her eye, but sat staring ahead for a moment before responding. When she turned to face Kimiko she opened her mouth as if to speak, though no words came out. She searched the other girl's face for a moment. for what, she wasn't sure. nessonite managed a tired smile of apreciation before a breeze kicked up that chilled her to the core.
Pulling her thin jacket back on tightly around her, she stood up and stretched her legs. being naturally flexible, if a bit out of shape, allowed her to easily touch the floor with the palms of her hands while holding her legs straight. though it came naturally to her she enjoyed somewhat when someone would remark on it.
she made a few swinging circles with her arms, which were now quite stiff and sore from the digging. nessonite looked upward at the tower that had been built nearby and wondered idley what was inside. for now, it ddn't matter. there was one last thing to do.
The purple-pink clouds that streaked across the sky were now dim and grey. Shoving her gloveless hands in her pockets offered little protection from the cold as the sun had now lowered beyond the horizon. She took a deep breath and felt the cold air fill her chest as she headed west.
 
::😛ops back in after week's absense...sees tower....walks up to door....uses lock pick attachement from TMSV...opens door...goes in...locks it behind him:::
 
Hmmm, better him than me. I don't know what's in there. It could be a Krayt dragon for all I know.
 
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::finds secret room inside...begins to enjoy the contents...::

heheheheh...
 
Kimiko watched Nessonite walk off into the sunset, the wind blowing at her hair. Sitting for a moment, she calmed herself, knowing something was going to happen. Something large, profound. Idly waiting, sat on the edge of the hole, she peered inside. Something down there sparkled, catching here eye for a moment. Jumping down inside, she reached down and picked it up.
It appeared to be a ring of some kind. Maybe something Nessonite had dropped. Climbing up out of the hole, she hurried off after her, hoping to give her the ring back...

(mmm, random prose)
 
After climbing out of his hole, the Dogg sees Nessonite walking away, with Kimiko chasing after her. He finds a farmhouse nearby, strolls over to the porch and sits on a chair. He opens a book and with his pen, he writes the following words: "Life and journeys are like stories. When one ends, there is always another one that begins and it is time for a new story to unfold". Dogg closes the book, then writes something on a piece of paper, after which he drops on the chair as he leaves. On the paper, it states the following sentences:

- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits

- Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves

and finally

- Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
 
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Kimiko stopped for a second, and reaching out with one hand, made some gestures into the air. Patterns of light emerged beneath her fingers as a spell took shape, and then, with a dazzling flash of green light, the thread was bumped.
 
Wow, nice spell. *Walks up to the door to the tower, raises hand, and casts Gravity on the door. Did it work? Stay tuned!*
 
nessonite trudged onward, wrapping her arms around herself in a feeble attempt to keep the cold at bay. She soon aproached her destination; a small outbuilding which had been erected some hundered yards from the tower.
She entered the building and emerged some moments later with several items piled into a wooden wagon, which she pulled back to the site of the newly dig hole.
 
*Has no idea what's going on, but floats in anyway. Godmods a rock into the Queen of England to keep on track with the mission of GodMod.*
 
nessonite looked up to watch the mysterious tower tumble down upon HDS.
 
So struck by that massive structure, HDS was hammered into the ground. Fortunately, Rocky and Bulwinkle rules were currently in effect and thus he soon popped out among flowers a short distance away.
 
The flowers grew up and entwined themselves around HDS, thus rendering him completely immobile. Then he began crackling with electricity, as he was in fact totally static....

Gregory, meanwhile, walks up to the rubble that was the Tower™, and waves his hands about strangely, causing the massive stone blocks to reform into an even BIGGER Tower™ than before, with the obligatory single piece left over after reconstruction - a spare dungeon.

"Now", he said, stroking his beard, "I wonder where this should go?", before placing it around Kimi-flubber and turning into a second moon.
 
:::crawls out of the rubble from the fallen tower:::

"now who did something foolish like that with me still in there..."

:::attatches godmod detection device to TMSV....TMSV sparkes, then explodes from detecting everyone who has posted::::

"yikes!" :::ducks for cover as it explodes, shards of TMSV fly everywhere:::
 
nessonite giggled to herself as HDS popped up in a field of poppies, which quickly put him to sleep.
The pulled the wagon to the hold she had dig and unloaded it's contents. First she took half a dozen hunting knives out and stuck them into the ground, blades pointing straight up, in a small circle. She then empied a few bags of Quick-Dry® cement into the hole and unwound a long garden hose. This was hooked up to a conveniently placed faucet and the business end was lowered into the hole.
She constructed a portable diving board at the opposite end of the hole.
With a deep sigh she opened the valve and let the water flow into the hole, where Godmod's fantastic water pressure filled it rapidly.
She climbed to the top of the diving board and, pausing at the top for effect, she waved to the crowd of onlookers that had gathered. Of course they had simply gathered because the burrito van that had set up shop next to her had a 2 for 1 sale going but she waved anyway.
nessonite bounced a few times at the end of the diving board. With amazing skill for one who has never dived she made made one final spring into the air. She twisted and curled and spun in midair, eliciting burrito-filled gasps from the crowd, before landing flat on her back. The cleverly placed knives dug deep into her back, puncturing all major organs.
Withing 10 seconds the water had filled over her and the cement dried instantly over her, sealing her permanently inside.

nessonite was dead.

Since she was responsible for this reboot Godmod became unstable. It attempted to reboot but became stuck. Godmod was thrown into a Blue Screen of Death.

Who will save us now? Tune in next time for 100011011010101001010101001010100010101010110010101010....

ERROR
 
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